281 episodes

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 5.4K Ratings

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

    Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

    Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

    This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled. 
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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

    Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

    Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat.
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks

    Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks

    The dialers called in about their biggest icks this week. Hannah and Des also share their icks while debating middle schoolers in Sephora and pickleball. 
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue

    Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue

    This week we let the little dialers go rogue and tell or ask us anything. We investigate conspiracy theories, get asked some morbid questions, and get called out by a giggler.
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    Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic

    Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic

    We asked the dialers to share the most toxic thing they've ever done and they definitely delivered. Some were genius, some were petty, and some were borderline illegal but we enjoyed nonetheless!
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    Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety

    Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety

    This week the dialers are sharing their secrets to beating anxiety. As always they are hilarious, relatable, and wise.
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    • 1 hr 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
5.4K Ratings

5.4K Ratings

dravey Y ,

Love the emotional side of this show

I really love this show. Beautiful balance between real life emotions and humor. Hannah and Dez strike the perfect balance between being vulnerable themselves, sharing emotional things from listeners and being HILARIOUS in their advice. It really is a magical combo of a successful podcast.

Separately I heard a couple times Dez insultes the realness or fakeness of religions and hopefully that is not a requirement for the show to continue. It is not ok to say any aspect of any religion is not real. ❤️

Mashayka ,

Love this podcast!

Hannah and Des are so funny and so relatable! I love listening to them and also love the guest star voice from Chris, I need a picture of what he looks like though 👀

clairkateg ,

Funny & wholesome

Love listening to you two every week and your dynamic. It feels like I’m sitting in on an older sibling chat that’s serving some tea, making me laugh, and giving me some good advice!

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