Double Delirium: An Improv Podcast Guinevere & Ashley

This synopsis isn't. It's quite hard, almost as hard as Ashley during this episode. 

What caused Ashley's mess? Well, we preform Vore ASMR and play Guess What Guine is Eating. We also talk about Ashley's quirky bathroom habit. Ashley also explains her bondage situation with Guinevere. What would our parents think? :O

This episode is all about the holiday spirit as it takes place during Fourth of July, Christmas, and Valium-times day. Guienevere also talks about her secret way of escaping This Shitty Country, by collecting Dog Tokens. The girls also dub the international classic film "Oh Oh De Robot Komt Me In Elkaar Slaan" All while cooking a delicious Harold the Mime in the oven. Will the girls burn Harold? Listen to this episode to find out! 

Also in the world of Crazy Aunt Suzy, Aunt Susie's Crazy Show, Crazy Aunt Suzy tries to paint over a picture but gets interrupted by Sister Suzy and the Grandpas. 

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Today we get flirty with some dicey topics. Please be aware that we are self aware when you finally cancel us. #canceldoubledelerium

We put on our biologist hats and discuss our favorite kinds of totals, and all the various dangerous wheels out there. Guine plays in her debut role "Intruder #2, the check accepting prostitute" and we muse about the furthest reaches of the cock-and-ball torture spectrum, and who could forget the tremendous victory we have when we identify 2 new colors, Orngis and Morgis?

In the new episode of Crazy Aunt Susie's Aunt Suzy Crazy Show Crazy Aunt Suzy is confronted by the dread Raisin Man, will she heed his terrible fly-laden message, or will she finally plant the apple seed that will let her grow an all new Grandpa? This is an episode you do NOT want to miss! Also included is a special bonus Christmas episode talking about where Santa Claus really lives. 

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In this episode we envision a less pink future, where the feminists are chased out of the world and true patriarchy reigns supreme. We ponder the implications of this new b*****b based economy, and we ask the hard questions that nobody else has the balls to ask, such as: "How can I release my held trauma in a healthy way" and "does Jesus' dick glow in the dark?"

Along the way we meet colorful characters such as [REDACTED], and Doctor Tongue the Tongue Doctor.

Watch as we quickly lose momentum (along with our sanity) and end the show on a bland note after a return to the world of Crazy Aunt Suzy, where we find out more about the clouded origins of the two sisters.

This one goes out to all the Grandmas out there ; 3



In this episode we have the special guest, the last "man" alive. We explore the confounding mysteries of the left handed bicycle greasing machine, the impossible concrete wall in your mind separating you from God, and we explore how Jesus takes all the credit for the Conga-Line. We also promote the book "Bad Parenting for Super Girls", and we discuss the qualities of a good stalker.

In this episode of Crazy Aunt Suzie’s Aunt Suzy Crazy Show, we find out how a universe that has no math operates, also, the ultimate fates of all the Grandpas.

Please pweesey weesey don't take us seriously. We love all men (at least all the queer men and then men that are lgbtq+ allies). 

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We tackle the hard issues, like foot fetish pizza, Koolaid flavours, the local mafia, reverse-werewolf opposite-day, & the taste of Kangaroo shape. Also featuring a VHS recording of "Aunt Suzies' Spa Day Pudding".

In this episode we have a special guest replacing Ashley from now on; Slug-Spawn Ashley! We talk about  Hierarchies, the story of Ashley's birth and her tribulations of growing up in a swan suit at school, and Guinevere's intimate relationship with the bedbugs she sleeps with. Also showcasing a clip of the first recorded episode of the now famous "Crazy Aunt Suzie's Aunt Suzy Crazy Show" starring Crazy Aunt Suzy, Sister Suzy, and 9,000-Year-Old Grandpa.