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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill.
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How Kim Jong Un' selects his 25 virgins for ‘Pleasure Squad' | 5.3.24
Kim Jong Un secret sex captive selection process revealed! Also, another Boeing whistleblower (Josh Dean) is dead, plus Oneway Lilman’s parents suck
(00:00:00 - 00:03:20) Teasers! 🇰🇵🏍️✈️
(00:03:21 - 00:05:55) Wes got back at Charles!
(00:05:56 - 00:07:17) Mark is pre-gaming the Caribbean 🧉🏖️
Pre-Weekend News
(00:07:18 - 00:13:13) Another one: Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems, who raised concerns about Boeing jets, dies at age 45 after suffering ‘mysterious respiratory illness’
(00:13:14 - 00:14:25) Wes almost got ripped off
(00:14:26 - 00:17:20) Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill banning lab-grown meat, adding to similar efforts in four states
(00:17:21 - 00:19:43) NASA’s Project Artemis delayed again after inspector general finds Orion heat shield issues 'pose significant risks' to crew safety
(00:20:49 - 00:33:35) Ridiculous battle erupts in Pennsylvania over a kid on a bike
(00:33:36 - 00:00:00) Kim Jong Un 'selects 25 virgin girls every year to serve him in his Pleasure Squad', claims North Korean defector Yeonmi Park, who says she was short-listed for the dictator's harem
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Yakuza lieutenant arrested for stealing 25 Pokémon cards | 5.2.24
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Teasers! 🐝🇯🇵
(00:03:26) - Israel protests are getting out of hand
(00:06:13) ‘May has cum’: Celebrating National Masturbation Month by ‘trying something new’ based on zodiac signs
(00:16:58) - Bioluminescence likely originated in Octocorallia around the Cambrian era, approximately 540 million years ago, study finds
(00:24:30) -Yakuza lieutenant arrested in Tokyo for stealing 25 Pokémon cards worth more than $1,000
(00:32:33) - North Carolina girl’s ‘monster in the closet’ turns out to be 50,000 strong bee colony in the wall, causing $20,000 in damage
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AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24
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Timestamps:
(00:00:30) Teasers! (Wes is BACK!)
(00:03:24) Wes’ wild Uber ride
Trending Mentions:
(00:07:24) Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide
(00:09:21) Columbia protestors barricaded in campus building demand “basic humanitarian aid” in the form of granola bars and bottled water.
(00:10:04) Charlotte shooting: Four officers shot dead, four wounded, in North Carolina home siege
(00:11:34) George Santos says he will revive his drag queen persona on Cameo
(00:16:39) Australia declares violence against women a national crisis after mass protests ignite due to the killing of 27 women in 4 months
(00:28:39) Catholic Org. 'defrocks' AI Priest named 'Fr. Justin' after it said it was ok to Baptize a baby in Gatorade
(00:32:21) Active volcano in Antarctica spews every day tiny crystals of gold worth $6,000
(00:35:21) Amazon workers rescue cat accidentally shipped to California after 6-day journey
This and much more! Thank you for listening! HADFD - and go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor for more shows + discord chat access with the hosts -
Sexsomnia: A Sleep Disorder Shrouded in Mystery | 4.30.24
On Episode 1451 - Brought to you by:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Teasers! 🚽🐈🤖
(00:02:37) - Trump VP contender, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, defends killing farm pup amid bipartisan criticism
(00:10:32) - Mark’s mariposa problem 🦋
(00:12:31) - 'Miss AI': World's first beauty pageant with AI-generated models to be held with $20,000 prize for winner
(00:23:15) - Sexsomnia: An ‘embarrassing’ and ‘dangerous’ sleep disorder little is known about
Wes’ Shack Taking Over Europe 🚽
(00:33:26) - ‘Urination equality’: Amsterdam women win fight for more public toilets
This and much more! Thank you for listening! HADFD - and go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor for more shows + discord chat access with the hosts -
Fake Racist AI Rant Frames High School Principal | 4.29.24
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) Teasers! 🍑💦🕷️
(00:04:07) Japan to construct 65ft barrier at popular Mount Fuji photo spot to combat overcrowding by ‘disrespectful’ tourists
(00:14:48) Baltimore, Maryland athletic director arrested at airport with gun after framing principal with AI-generated racist rant
(00:23:02) Navy opens investigation after Over 100 'hidden camera' explicit videos, mostly of Navy sailors stationed in Guam, were uploaded to pornhub
(00:29:39) Horniest man on the internet exposes his intentions on MugShawty posts
(00:35:00) Satellites spot spider-like features sprawled across surface of Mars
(00:39:30) Catholic priest spent $40K of church money on Candy Crush, slot machine apps, police say
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Rabbi Takes Over Pornhub With Plans To Purify It | 4.26.24
A Rabbi named Pornhub and wants to make it more ethical? Seems like the Supreme Court is going to give Trump some love in his immunity case, and a company called Throwflame launched a robot dog with a flame thrower on it’s back.
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(00:00:00 - 00:05:58) Teasers! 🏈🧑⚖️📲
Politics
(00:05:59 - 00:10:31) In historic Trump hearing, Supreme Court majority suggests presidents may have some criminal immunity
(00:10:32 - 00:11:32) Elon Musk Anti-woke donation
(00:11:33 - 00:13:43) RFK’s presidential odds not looking great
(00:13:44 - 00:18:09) Ohio company launches Thermonator, a flamethrowing robot dog that goes for under $10,000
Unlikely Professions
(00:18:10 - 00:23:48) 74-year-old Ohio woman robs bank at gunpoint after losing all her money to an online scam, police Say
(00:23:49 - 00:28:44) Can Pornhub be ethical? A rabbi is the new face of PornHub and he’s trying to clean it up
Great Marketing
(00:31:33 - 00:38:49) Busty TV presenter steals the show in oil refineries infomercial
(00:38:50 - 00:43:24) The Prophet Of Shrooms: Inside America's Largest (And Trippiest) 100,000+ member strong Megachurch
(00:43:25 - 00:44:03) How to support the show
(00:44:04 - 00:48:12) Comments from YouTube
(00:48:13 - 00:48:40) Help out Intern Jackson
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