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Clutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn't read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls!
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36 - Caught Up
Come cure your daddy issues with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Caught Up” by Liz Tomforde! The Girls continue the Windy City Series, first seen in episodes 1 and 21! When independent pastry chef Miller Montgomery leaves her commitment-free life in a van to come nanny for Major League Baseball Daddy Kai Rhodes, it’s a home run! As always, this episode is all over the place but eventually the girls get the gist of the book! It’s time to gently put down your glasses, clench your thick thighs, try to say “mama” with baby Max, and discover whether the missing ingredient all along…was love. Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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35 - Stuffed
Come snuggle your favorite pillow with The Girls! This week Barbara is hungover and Vanessa is presenting a cure with “Stuffed” by Sylvia Morrow! Gamer girl Anne can’t stand human touch, so she connects DEEPLY with her favorite…pillow. Yes. Her pillow. It may look like any other pillow, but it has a magical phoenix feather in it! Of course. So as Anne is grinding away, the pillow starts to come to life. Yes. Her pillow. But now her pillow has a name, Ori. This book may not have cured Barbara’s hangover but we did learn a lot! Such as representation matters, and if a pillow tentacle isn’t enough you can always bring a goldfish to life for more pleasure. Is this all just be schizophrenic episode of Anne’s? Listen and decide for yourself! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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34 - Velvet
Put on your mask and go undercover with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Velvet” by Lisette Marshall! When Princess Viviette senses trouble in her medieval times kingdom, she goes to her Dad’s right hand Spymaster, Jaghar. Jaghar just so happens to fall in love with Viviette, but his way of getting information from the enemy involves seduction. This Princess may be a virgin, but this spymaster will teach her the ways of seducing her enemies as well as exploring new territories! This episode will have you bathing in excitement and clutching your little butts!
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New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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33 - Morning Glory Milking Farm
Pay off your student loans with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Morning Glory Milking Farm” by C.M. Nascosta! When no-show-sock-wearing millennial Violet is down on her luck, she gets a job at the local pharmaceutical milking farm! When busy business bull Rourke comes to be milked, Violet realizes he’s not like the other Minotaurs. This heavy load of a book is not only educational, but it might be Vanessa’s no icks! Straddle your massage chair, try to relax, and enjoy! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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32 - The Love Hypothesis
Come cure cancer with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Love Hypothesis” by Ali Hazelwood! This is Barbara’s comfort read, and if the Libra inside her allowed it - her favorite book. When women-in-STEM scientist Olive Smith starts fake dating big-handed professor Adam Carlsen… Bunsen burners get cranked up! This episode will have you kicking your little feet straight out, wondering if Olivia Coleman would’ve been a better Olive, and realizing The Girls know NOTHING about Star Wars! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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31 - For The Fans
Hit that subscribe button with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “For The Fans” by Nyla K! This book features Kyron and Avi, stepbrothers who have nothing in common. But when strapped for cash, they do what any Busy Business Boys would do…they start an OnlyFans! What starts out as “just for the fans” and a way to get money becomes so much more. This book will have you cheesin’, pearl clutching, kicking your little feet, and hoping it ended 200 pages sooner! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com
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