Sometimes, tragically and against all odds, movie is bad. It's our job to fix them. This is Movie Improvie: The world's first and foremost film repair podcast. New episodes every Tuesday.
You've Got Jail (For Dead People)
This week we've transformed the John Travolta mafia garbage fire Gotti into You've Got Jail (For Dead People), a You've Got Mail style rom-com about two guards at a prison for corpses who overcome their differences to find love, staring James Marsden, Luke Evans, JB Smoove, Jackie Earle Haley, and Cobie Smulders.
We also fixed the trailers for Alita: Battle Angel and Trading Paint
Bring Me Back My Creature; I Wanna Smooch Me Goo
Yikes! We maybe picked the wrong week to post a Liam Neeson vehicle, huh? Unfortunately we had already recorded this one weeks ago, so now we're stuck with it. We turned the movie Venom into a Bring Me Back My Creature; I Wanna Smooch Me Goomonster romance about an old timey sea captain who just loves to Smooch His Goo (symbiote). It also stars Tom Hardy, Kristin Wiig, and Will Smith. Sorry!
In 1991, a very silly man named Robert Matthew Van Winkle, known professionally as Vanilla Ice, stared in a very silly movie called Cool As Ice which was utterly terrible. And so it remained for almost thirty years, until we came along and transformed this hip-hop cinema mistake into Horse Drive, a movie that stars a horse that is also a motorcycle, and is also the real Hidalgo. Also starring Emily Blunt and Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. We also repaired the trailers for White Space and Tall Tales.
Tatum Team Manimal Spectrum 7
Hi teammates and comrades, this week the bad movie we watched was Jupiter Ascending, which we'd been led to believe was crazy-bad, and was instead just mostly boring-bad. But one thing we did like was Channing Tatum as a shirtless dog boy, so we made a whole bunch of other colorful Tatums, like otter boy Tatum, and cow boy (not cowboy) Tatum, and assembled them into the movie Tatum Team Manimal Spectrum 7, starring 8 Channing Tatums.
Also we fix the trailers for Detective Pikachu and Replicas
The Wicket Man: A Star Wars Story Is Born
We're back at our oldest watering hole, team. After spending one whole podcast series whining about how the Star War is Bad, Actually, we decided to put our lightsabers where our Sarlaacs are and actually fix one. And to get there, we started with one of the worst: Solo: A Star Wars Story. So we instead wrote A Star War Story about a Stormtrooper detective investigating teddy bears in The Wicket Man.
Also we fixed the trailers for Between Worlds and Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Gribblegob
Marsdew Valley: Mars Needs Farmers
You guys know how when you watch a cartoon, you get this voice in your head that says "But it should look more real!" Well our buddy Bob Zemeckis has a solution, and he made a whole bunch of motion-capture animated movies! Unfortunately, at least one of those movies was bad, Mars Needs Moms. So we fixed it up this week by smashing it into Marsdew Valley: Mars Needs Farmers about a grampa leaving their grandkid his Mars farm.
Also, we fix the trailers for Speed Kills and The Quake.