Round The Back Round The Back

It’s the last episode of the series/season! No one really reads these, but thank you to everyone who has listened, shared and contributed over the years. Keep an eye out for more to come from RTB…..

This week Joe and Dave learn that you can be baptised at a flooded roundabout, some things are named after footballers, and Mike Ashley could be the worst landlord in Coventry. And we ask: is petting allowed at Ruel Fox’s animal sanctuary?

This week Joe and Dave discuss the World Cup warts and all, how the USA team seem to all have legs, the Welsh are hairy singers and Japan are likeable. Also Beckham’s diary, commuting pigeons and down in the dumps Dirk.

This week Joe and Dave discover that seagulls will bite their human friends, blackbirds called Derek can be pure evil, revenge crab eating should be an early life lesson, and Ironside was the one in the wheelchair. And we ask: have you ever maintained a mullet?

This week Joe and Dave discuss Nige-fest with Texas Nigel, a confusion of confused wildebeests, being sacked after 10 minutes, and sulky a Ronaldo. And we ask: can you use dildos as a buoyancy aid?

This week Joe and Dave realise that shoe jokes are limited, a referee will follow you into a hedge, a pipette is probably best if you’re using vaginal discharge as perfume, and Ian Rush is 60. Also, Kuyt and Evans phone in.