How to Win Friends and Assimilate People Oblivity

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204: How to Win Friends and Assimilate People
Cast
Commander Falconer - Cate Nunn
First Officer Christy - Hannah Wilmshurst
Officer Burney - Max Windich
Officer Lowell - Ashley Hunt
Orpheus: Guy Grimsley
Commander Mink: Clare Denton
Officer Banks: Rachel Wilmshurst
First Lieutenant Adams: Ashley Harvey
Webb: Jessica Reilly
Turnbull: James Reilly
Abigail: Tom Ashton
MassageBot: Joe Carr
Jasper: Rob Stringer
Networkers (in no particular order): Martin Payne; Kate Onyett; Lou Sutcliffe; Colin Goodlad; Tal Minear; Bradley Jordan; Paul Stafford Allen; Matt Boothman; Caroline Mincks; Hammad Razzak; Fiona Thraille; Alan Snowden; Robin Johnson; Glenda Villamar; Wojciech Edward Matras; Robin Howell; Tom; Pauline Goodlad and partner; J Henry; Karim Kronfli; Mark Frostick; Chris Douglass; David Kalsow
Creative
Created by Rob Stringer
Sound by Joe Carr
Original music by Tom Ashton
Caution
This episode contains discussion of warfare. Listener discretion is advised.