30 Going On 13 Maddy Foley, Olivia Collict

Well folks, this is a first in 30GO13 history. Today we bring you an episode about a show we thought we knew and loved but alas it was not. Instead of Jay, Elisha or Tyler we were faced with two complete strangers named "Mike" and "Pops". We still don't know who they are or what we watched... Any way, nonetheless join us on this freakish ride into the valley of the uncanny!!!

Have you ever wondered, is this an art attack? Well, fear not! We will be answering whether or not something is an art attack- hint: it always is! This week we are going back to the basics with a seminole piece of media that frankly is LONG overdue. GET OUT YOUR DUOTANGS!!!

Compelled by the age old adage of "if you see something, say something", this week we're speaking out about a particular blight on the Canadian media tapestry. The genre alone will have you reeling. It simply needs to be seen to be believed. Or in the very least heard, via our brave takedown, even if it means we never work in entertainment in this country ever again!!!

We come to you (chef souffle) hat in hand, with our deepest sympathies for keeping y'all waiting!!! Unsurprisingly, Maddy was struck with a medieval-style bout of illness which, frankly, it's a miracle she avoided it this long. Please accept this shorter, somewhat terrible (?) episode as a token of our gratitude to you!!!

Listen, while your natural instinct may be to run from two 30-something women discussing in depth a preschool show, at 11pm on a Friday night... we implore you to resist that urge and join us in this communal psychosis because frankly, not only will you laugh (which is famously the funnest thing to do) but you might just learn something!!!

AHHHHH! I'm gonna be late for school!!! Mom! Where's my pb toast and my Jan Sport?! *falls off chair* woahhhhh, sorry bout that, totally thought we were back in the 90s again, watching the pre-school line up. And honestly hunny? It feels GOOD! LET"S GO BACK!!!