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Don't get caught dating 35 women without your slingshot ready. You're gonna have to pit-maneuver some cows to get out of this quicksand. 

If you're drinking bong-water in Martha's Vineyard cuz you're out of weed, you might need a Chiquita Banana to get right. Don't get arrested in Denmark.

Killer Bee Beer better be on tap at the velociraptor ranch. We're getting lost in Briarcliff, but we're battling AI while we're getting the Amazon hooked on porn.

Be careful when playing Big-Foot Hunter, cuz these Bigfoots be strapped. Australian Streakers are gonna turn this Schlit around, because dragons don't have butt-holes.

Shit biomes, you only want the good ones. If you get mixed up in a John Wick scandal you don't want to end up with bad skin and IBS... Everybody that has thrown up on a golf course has plastic in their balls.

Some people put their rice balls in their armpits, but if you don't catch fish you don't eat. Travel, but don't get the shits on the plane. If all else fails, at least there is frat bros.