Asinine Japery with AJ the Janitor AJ the Janitor

Don your gay apparel and give us some figgy pudding! It's ASININE JAPERY's first Christmas episode! A.J., Krimberly, and the Admiral gather around the tree and dismally attempt to work up some yuletide cheer as they yakk about Christian firefighters, repulsive sausages, Belgian bluegrass, and Krimberly's Christmas morning concussion. Plus, Hamboner asks a question about the youth of today! Come on, it's lovely weather for a podcast together with you! (Contains explicit language unbecoming of people celebrating the birth of our savior.)

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Beanold Weenold!!!


Everything goes completely off the rails as A.J., Krimberly, and the Admiral discuss body waxing, left-field Harry Potter theories, Matchbox 20 vocalist Rob Thomas, and the little boy who couldn't stop farting. But just when it seems like it can't get any crazier, A.J. makes a BOMBSHELL announcement, sending the gang on the biggest adventure of their lives. Catch the most action-packed episode yet of the podcast that's friends with 200 people named Patrick! (Contains  explicit language and humor that's lowbrow even for us.)

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Prolific Urination


Some copy for the episode: A.J., Krimberly, and the Admiral have their most raucous conversation yet, covering a bounty of buzzworthy topics: Odd folktales from ancient Wales, terrible pop songs, Wittgenstein's Tractatus, and, of course, cat turds. Plus you'll hear A.J.'s billion-dollar pitch to the Washington Redskins, and much more. Arise, comrades! Spread word of our hilarity and take great succor from our pronouncements! (Contains explicit language and additional grown-up talk.)

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I spin around like a crazy elf


Back  despite popular demand! A.J., Krimberly and the Admiral reconvene on a  dark and stormy Wednesday night to discuss wizard rock, Turkish prisons,  pervy anime tapestries, and A.J.'s miserably bad John Dillinger  impression. They also eat pizza right next to the mic in a way that is  truly revolting. (Contains strong language and mature themes, if you can  call them that.)

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Pongo, Perdita, and Penis

Free  flowing conversation about all the hot topics of the day: Perry Como,  rapping Trolls, corncob cat litter, dalmatian DJs, and much, much more.  Contains some strong language and mature subjects.