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Dennis Rodman makes his return to Or Is It? with Simon Sez. He plays Simon . . . and that’s basically all I can tell you about this movie because it’s an insane mess of a story that includes a flailing Dane Cook, two “cyber monks”, and a villain who chewing more scenery than a Langolier. If you’ve seen it, you know the pain. If not, shame on you!

It’s the mid-90s. Rap hasn’t yet given way to hip hop, basketball is America’s favourite sport du jour, and Max finds a boombox (portable stereo) that contains a magic genie. The genie, named Kazaam, gives Max three(ish) wishes and multiple storylines to fill this movie up with. Movie also features a good single mother, a maligned possible step-father, an evil club promoter, a poor father, a sexy information gatherer, and a group of bullies.

When the military weapons he creates are misused, he quits the military and takes the fight to the streets as a steel covered vigilante. He, his wheelchair’d love interest and his old but tenacious scrapyard owner friend team up to take down a man who is using stand-up video arcade cabinets to smuggle weapons of mass destruction. Yep. That’s the plot!

Howard T. Duck is suddenly zapped away from his is home world and dumped into 1980s Cleveland, where he meets Beverly, the lead singer of an 80s girl rock group. Beverly wants to help Howard get home but it proves more difficult than they expected. Then, the dark lord of the universe shows up and nearly destroys George Lucas’ career.

We checked out the latest Sony offering to their Spider-man universe. Madame Web starring Dakota Johnson about a New York paramedic who gains future-seeing abilities tasked to save three teen girls from a killer villain who also has future-see abilities. We also review (spoiler-free) Netflix’s Masters of the Universe Season 2: Revolution and Argylle starring Bryce Dallas Howard, Henry Cavil, Sam Rockwell, and Samuel L. Jackson.

It’s 2003 and it’s finally time to see the Master of Nightmares Freddy Kruger square off against the irresistable force that is Jason Vorhees . . . eventually. First, we have to suffer through the pointless adventures of the teens who will just end up being “dead meats” anyway. Where’s Ken Watanabe when you need him? – “Let them fight!”