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Dead Down the Drain Christmas Special 2022!!! The boys get you up to speed on what's been happening over the last few years; John's career as a pilferer of rare antiques; His proclivity for bear skins and sexualised buffalo art; Wilson's anecdotes as a taxi driver on the mean streets of Sunderland; His last testament and general plans for the vibe at his imminent funeral; We tell jokes and rate them out of 300; letters from the audience and other messages of hope...

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics:

Wilson in a Sports Bra
Duck Eggs and Angel Delight
Bernie Ecclestone's post
I have the pizza, I have the power
How to get rid of a Christmas tree at Easter
Which recently deceased celebrity would you pick as your wingman?
Choose: a male Caesarian or via the back birth canal?

We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com

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#12 - 40th Birthday Special

This week John and Dr. Wilson (Level 3 sensuality) discuss the following topics:

Beast from the east
Legal cannibalism during bad weather / care in the community
Meat and onion meal
Letters from the audience
Things you can't do when you're forty...

We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com

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This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics:

Special guest: Pad Thai Guy / AKA Particle Man

I Need the Correct Flavour.
Steak and Eggs.
Bad day at the Office.
Should you play dead in front of your Boss?
Should churches offer free WiFi
What's wrong with being a bit Posh??

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This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics:

Whatever happened to the one liner?
Weirdness at the Truck Stop
Potty Training in the Workplace
What is the Next Step of Man's Evolution?
What is the Opposite of the Mile High Club?

We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com

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This week John and Dr. Wilson (Guru in the City) discuss the following topics:

Death of a Porsche
Its like talking to Walt
A hole to be filled
What is the next level of online dating?
If you had to populate Mars, who would you take on the journey?
What should we do with your body after you die?
What would you wear to survive a nuclear war?

We also take Skype calls from the audience, please get in touch at deaddownthedrain@outlook.com

Want to help us out? If you feel like you want to be our sugar daddy (or mommy) paypal us a quid or two at the address above.

Get in touch:

Twitter @ddownthedrain