Hey, Binch‪!‬ Zane & Brandon

Is she ya girl? After Brandon was exposed to an ad telling them someone was ‘ya girl,’ it got us thinking… at what point does someone become ‘ya girl’? You might invite ‘ya girl’ to brunch, but does a brunch invite ‘ya girl’ make? ‘Ya girl’… it’s very, like, ‘hey girl!’ Y’know? Ya girl.

All of this is to say, on this week’s episode we compile a definitive list of ‘ya girls.’ Carrie Bickmore. Chrissie Swan. John Farnham. Belle Gibson. Nigella Lawson (friend of the pod, better known as Nige-Nige.) Who else is ya girl? Don’t tell us, we’ll tell you.

Also on this week’s episode:

“We deserve a Magarey medal.”
“Strawberry liquorice is the white chocolate of the liquorice world.”
“There’s three and a half people working at Centrelink and you think they’ve got the brainpower to put appetite suppressant in the vaccine? Skinny.”
“You know what Seafood Extender is? It’s just crab and extension cord.”
“We’re referring to two different stories where I had odd interactions with people with dogs.”
“Fair Work retire bitch.”

This week’s episode is about ‘gender’. Pronounced with a hard-G. One of us doesn’t come out as non-binary because they don’t care (will make more sense when you listen) and the other, shockingly, comes out as MASC. Can you believe? We also talk about Norrie, the legendary Australian non-binary hero, and we discuss "gender neutral terms that are gendered that we use in our day-to-day lives” (again, will make more sense when you listen)

Also on this week's episode:

“Speaking of Diplo… we’re always on the lookout for a type of guy who’s ‘crusty-hot.’”
“My pronouns are SheDiddy McThattington.”
“Forgive me gays for I have sinned, I don’t mind Ed Sheeran’s new song.”
“By the way- no, I’m not going to talk about Jess’ placenta, I’ve already done that.”
“I’m just going to say it. I’m going to be vulnerable. I feel like Louis Vuitton making bum bags tarnishes their reputation.”