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Highly Factual Parker Kiffington & Madi Quattro
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We worship trees and herbs in order to bring the world an entertaining factual enlightenment for the masses. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/highlyfactual/support
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David Schwimmer and Will Ferrell write a Book about Women while racist Cows sell an Endless Oxygen Tank to James Franco at a Cleveland Browns tailgate
Hello Highlyans, it has been quite some time since the boys, the brothers, the only two men from different mothers, Kif and Quatro have brought you, the MASSES, the factuals. They have spent months on the moon with Frank Sinatra in their own private Space Hotel worshipping as much Herbs and Trees as they could bring and grow in their Space Garden. In that time being so much closer to the Fact Gods they received a bountiful amount of FACTUAL ENLIGHTENMENTS. This week they bring you facts like a Widely popular Blank Book, when is a good time to Brush your Teeth and Funny Obituaries, strap in and get ready to be confused because this episode they Worshipped the Herbs really hard and they made those Trees cry with how much they were Worshipped.
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Exploding Hamsters and Robot Birds play a game of 5v5 on the Highest Court In The Land while Purple Ron screams "No Poopy Talk" at Zombie Quatro from the stands
HELLO HIGHLYANS!!!! It has been quite some time, it is with vivid regret that I must inform you that the Brothers of Factuals were swept up into the Summer Vortex of Anti-Factual Abyss of made up Nonsense! Although after a long awaited return and months of Adventures and Challenges to emerge from the Anti-Factual Void safely, the Brothers to be King of all Facts, Kif and Quatro have returned!!! and they are ready to Regail you with Tales of their past as well as factuals such as the biggest Carp ever caught, Million Dollar Liquor, and Combustible Grapes. So sit back and relax as Kif and Quatro once again bring you on a wild ride through factual enlightenments while worshipping the herbs and trees.
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Ken the Pongo escapes the zoo with some Rubber Duckies because the guard caught a bout of Boanthropy through an Act of God caused by Bill Nye
THE MASSES!!!! How have y'all been old chums, our Highlyan Familials, worshippers of the Herbs and Trees? ...Well I am Glad some of you are doing Well, and Sorry some of you are doing Not So Well. You know? Since you are all Separate People with Unique Sets of Emotions. I understand and respect that to the fullest extent. It is so lovely to see everyone, and once again let the Brothers Kif and Quatro bring you the Factual Enlightenments of the Century!!! This week we have facts that involve things like; the Biggest Summer Blockbuster of all time, a diagram of how fish recycle Rubber Duckies, Orangutans showing much dislike for their exes, and many more wacky and fun Factual Enlightenments so lets enjoy this dinner together as we listen to the Brothers Regail us with some factuals.
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I'm up, I'm ready, I have a Machete! In Alabama it's illegal to have Incest Nemo babies while driving in a NASCAR race
Sorry for the wait Highlyans! Quatro and Kif took there Summer Vacation, but they are back and they never even stopped worshipping the Herbs and Trees while on their break. So boy are they ready to deliver the factuals to THE MASSES today. This episode is brought to you from new places other than the brothers home offices! Quatro is enjoying a nice sunset and ocean skyline as Kif enjoys the delicious smells of street food and a city skyline. It is time to buckle up and join the Brothers on a wild ride through topics such as clownfish, strange laws that were never abolished, and NASCAR races, so join us on this rocketship of Factual Enlightenments and get ready to be knowledged.
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Garfield Haunts Brad Pitt's beach house while Cristiano Ronaldo drinks Pschitt!, does Barrel Stands, and Slaps the Satchel during a Viking Rap Battle in F*cking Austria
Welcome to the vaguely familiar but yet so new, bright, and colorful new world of the Herbs and Trees where Kif and Quatro worship them alongside the worlds local dwellers, the Highlyans. The Quatro and Kif study and worship among the Highlyan people to bring you, THE MASSES, Factual Enlightenments beyond your Wildest Dreams, some that include topics such as The Skynets of the Food Industry, Lemon Soda, URanus, Fart Smells, and Many more. [So join us on this trip / with your herbs that we'll worship / Trees in the night sky / Brothers pray, wind blows by]
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Bob Ross is curing the Sex Work Industry while a Bedazzled Saddled Dazzle debates the difference between Smuckers Dolphin Pussy Jelly and Radioactive Spidey Sperm Jam feat. Shnitzel/SamScratch
This week on Highly Factual the Boys bring you, THE MASSES, a Very Special Guest, and not only is he Special, have the stature of a brick wall, and a Hilarious member of the Sasquatch tribe he is also Highly Factuals first Guest! So sit back relax and listen to the Boys open up the Factuals with things such as sperm, zebras and dolphins. After the commercial break, the Boys continue to Worship the Herbs and Trees as they introduce us to our elusive and hard to photograph furry bipedal friend. He is known by many names, Sasquatch, Yeti, Kickflips4Satan, Shnitzel, SamScratch and many more, but today he is spending some of his precious time with us. Hope you enjoy Highlyans!
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