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Christopher Cringle, a Duke's son, leads an army of indigenous penguins called the Fremen across the icy desert plains of the Arctic, and learns to ride the formidable Sleigh Hulud as they get ready to defend their land from the long awaited return of evil Holt and Wallt.

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While discussing the many advantages of blue eyes and samurais, and the many disadvantages of Neo's dwindling powers, Holt & Wallt devise a devilish new rating system based on nipples and chins. Is it more eyebrow or toenail? You decide.

And Wallt has some board game news about Posers!

A Holt and Wallt classic ramble packed with Guy Ritchie Movies, the Japan-erience and the 7 movies Wallt watched on the 14 hour trip back. Warning: 8 headed creatures and ear piercing laughter at the end.

Join us on a Royal Rumble as we discuss tacky crowns with terrible jewels, historical films with wonderful duels, and listen to theme tunes with foreign duals. As Holt continues to suffer SBISD (Severe Baby Induced Sleep Deprivation), Wallt suggests the light hearted WW1 epic 'All Quiet on the Western Front' to bring some much need tranquillity.

Suspension of Disbelief, Verisimilitude, 2nd Wall scripting? Ok maybe the last one is made up. We dive deep on what makes bad dialogue bad and even deeper on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Then after a brief song about technical difficulties, try your hand at a technically difficult game - name the film the quote is from. There's just one catch: the sound bytes are in reverse! Holt keeps score and Wallt gets 4 million points. Can you do better?

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From new-born babes pooping, spare princes playing tiny violins and Hollywood touching everyone's pies with their unwashed fingers, everything is a royal pain in the butthole.

Listen to us dig our own graves with the help of Daniel Radcliffe's dead body. Plus an exclusive interview with Prince Steve of Wolverhampton.

Join us for a BRAND NEW SEASON of the critically acclaimed, cult-classic Holt and Wallt show.

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