Two Pubsters Solve the Apocalypse Brian Dundas

Winston no longer knows what to say in bed - not that he's ever in bed, so to speak. Damn you woke culture!

Fear not thy Corona Virus, for thou solution is hereth!!

Though they've been a tad quiet during the Apocalypse, sorting out their sock drawers, all you need to do is put your trust in the Libertarians!

Stay tuned for the next episode of Two Pubsters Solve the Apocalypse, coming soon! We told you there was an Apocalypse. Huh? Didn't we?

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And stay safe, distant, and aware of this damned invisible bug because it's causing terrible, heart-wrenching damage to so many.

Call the Libertarians

If your house is burning down
And there ain’t no fireman around
Call the Libertarians

If your drowning in your pool
Don't be a nanny-state fool
Call the Libertarians

If this virus has your ass
And you haven’t got a mask
Call the Libertarians


Libertaria
In Ayn Rand we trust.

If you catch a bad disease
And your doctor wants his fees
Call the Libertarians

If a burning stack of tires
Starts your waterway on fire
Call the Libertarians

If your government takes
your Medicare
If a crack house
abuts your lair
If you often
can’t explain
Just how you got your
shit for brains

Libertaria
In Ayn Rand we trust.

Libertaria
In Ayn Rand we trust!!!

A breakthrough in this short episode, as the lads identify the first people for immediate expulsion from society.

And, they get tossed out of the bar.

Be safe and healthy people!

This is it, folks, the prelude, the test run, spring training for the Apocalypse.

Who better waste your shut in time with than the two guys selflessly on the case, our beloved pubsters?

Seriously, look after yourselves out there.

Do the boys make a breakthrough? Is the customer always right? Hold old do you have to be to have a wet dream and how guys can fake an orgasm. Seems like some important shit here, if you don’t look to closely.
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