It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! Johnny Monaco
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Johnny Monaco is a singer, songwriter, guitar player, necromancer & part-time SOCIALITE from Chicago, IL.
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Episode #12 - Paper Tiger
Tantric, L.A. Guns, Ratt, Alcatrazz, The Socialites, Xanax, She Said She Found Her Soulmate, Jardin Du Luxembourg, Sean Lennon & Charlotte Kemp Muhl, Yamaha Thailand, Tony Lewis, Private events, Humbolt Park Lagoon Celebrity Alligator, Donnie Vie Beautiful Things, Countyline Tavern, Quarantine Stand Up, FB Live, #stayhome, Cannon, Everyone is offended, Hate-Like/ Woke, Millennials, Australia, The Patch
music: Drugs in the Mix – Johnny Monaco
music: Miss Amber – Johnny Monaco -
Episode #11 - Starbucks Jesus
Virtue Signaling, pinning for attention & sympathy, Donnie Vie is Charles Manson, Enuff Z’nuff & touring, talking about dicks, “i’m writing a book”, cover bands should be better, it’s all your fault & you’re not as good as you think you are, “I’m gonna do...”, ideas are nothing, Starbucks Jesus, girls at tables talking, Amazon returns @ Kohl’s, Kids Words, i usually never grope without consent, forensic files, choosing health care is like going to KFC, my MRI, Charlotte Kemp Muhl & UNI, Haters Back Off!, i’m starting a NEW band (i think), looking for inspiration.
music: Alien Days – MGMT
Why incompetent people think they're amazing – David Dunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOLmD_WVY-E
UNI
https://www.uni-bomber.com/home/
Haters Back Off!
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Episode #10 - SUMMER Of LIES
"Johnny Monaco is a LOSER!” – Chip Z’nuff – Raging Bull – Z'UMP – L.A. Guns @ ARCADA – DONNIE VIE is Crazy – Overrated vs Unknown – SongDivison Chicago – The Socialites – Maytag – LAS VEGAS/ The Limit Mandalay Bay – The Car Wash took my $2.25 – “I highly recommended it” – Wrigley’s Extra Time To Shine – Uber vs Taxi – Kids on Bikes – SOCKS – Post Office – Panda Express – Vocal Coaches – I threw up the other day – She’s Leaving Home Video – I got fired from BRIO – Mr Big @ ARCADA – Fran Cosom/ Boston – St Charles / Motorcycle / River / Rocket Fizz – My Car – APPROVED! – MY Birthday! - Summer/ Bushes / Motorcycle / RV – Jewel – Dog barking – She Said She Found Her Soulmate – Cambodia - Thailand - Vietnam – Laos – Speakeasy @ ARCADA – I Met Corey Feldman – Metropolitan Square – Kevin Rankin, my mom, Peter & Cathy Kuehl – Little kids walk right up to me & start talking – Mickey Finn’s – 4th of July! – The Drive Way – Working on the Motorcycle –TEKKIES – I still think I wanna move to Las Vegas
music: Do You Feel It? (Rick and Morty Auto Erotic Assimilation Song) Chaos Chaos -
Episode #9 - Always Consider The Source
Always consider the source, people tell you what you want to hear, AIRPORT, booger eating flicker, i’m thinking of moving to Las Vegas, Planet Hollywood, i got kicked out of the World’s Largest Souvenir Store, I got a haircut, Enuff Z’Nuff at Vamp’d, Scot Coogan’s house, COBRA ZEBRA & Brendan Scholz, Trains, CUBS WIN, The Hurting Kind, Starbucks, girls in stretchy pants & panhandling, people imposing their will, Crows, Home Depot is for the birds, the Knee Brace commercial, i won a raffle at Durty Nellies, I bought & returned another amp, “I’m not playing with you anymore!”, Guitar Center “what brings you in today chief?”, i wanna be in Breaking Bad for real, Robot Sex Doll, Twilight Zone ‘Take Over Marathon’, cold fries at McDonald’s, SD San Antonio, $1 Store, Solo Acoustic PR Video, I’ve been unmotivated lately.
music: Go All The Way – Raspberries -
Episode #8 - 6 Months Ago
Why I Quit Enuff Z’nuff – I Had A Girlfriend – AXES & ANCHORS – I Married a SHARK! – Underground Space Stations – I Bought a Les Paul – Johnny Monaco & The Socialites – 27 Shows in July! – Hot Rollers – Chip Came Over – Why I Cut Everyone Off – My BDAY – I Bought a Few Guitars – Voicemail Box = FULL – FB Fake Profiles – I Bought a Motorcycle – My Bank Sucks – Tree Trimming – I almost bit my tongue off – Paul Stanley: “He’s an Enigma” – Driving to the gigs is a lot of work – Lenny’s Wedding – 4th of July – God will show you the way – Walmart – Metropolitan Square – EXXXOTICA – Train Tracks – FUCK TED NUGENT – Woman’s Golf – STRANGER THINGS/ walkie talkies – Juicing on day 64 at STARBUCKS – My car seat – I DROVE OVER MY GUITAR! – SongDivision Chicago – Mr. President! – Secret Societies & The Banks – Vaping – 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
music: I Still Have That Other Girl – Elvis Costello -
Episode #7 - Hello Jesus It's Me
Hello Jesus, Thanksgiving is over, “Table For Two”, Indians & caves drawings, We all came from the stars, LITERALLY, It’s like a magic act, 1500 years, The Most Dangerous Mind Set Ever, Chip’s Thanksgiving texts, “Enjoy The Fruits of Your Dinner”, I must be secretly hated, “You’re negative”, Text me back!, Staples, Doubling Down & F off 2015, I wanna be on Vanderpump Rules, Dating Isn’t My Thing & “I’m a perfectionist”, Tacos, Zit Kit, What are you looking at!?, EZN @ Star Bar, SD Boston, Ryan Vander Sanden, Bret Michaels, You need to be more positive, Jason Becker, NYE @ The Rockbar/ San Jose.
music: Let’s Set Our Hearts @ Self-Destruct – Johnny Monaco