Kagro in the Morning - May 14, 2024 Kagro in the Morning

David Waldman takes The KITM House off of double-secret probation to allow  Joan McCarter to visit a while.
Good news for Donald Trump! That IRS audit has finally been completed, and Trump will be able to share his tax returns from now on.
Michael Cohen (the one who is not the other one) returned to the “Von ShitzinPantz”, or if you prefer, the “Orange Turd” trial. Today was Mike Johnson’s turn to be Trump’s contempt ventriloquist puppet. Mike is an example of those kind of puppets that work by going up their opperator’s backside.
Johnson is doing this to impress MAGA. He’s not, but that’s OK, because it’s Democrats who are keeping him in his job. Marjorie Taylor Greene is still determined to pull Mike off the cliff with her.
The Israel-Palestine conflict is a tale of horrible villains and horrific victims, told over and over and over again. It’s also a tale of the sole democracy in the Middle East... a story wearing a bit thin.
FreedomWorks had become unworkable, and is now inoperative.
Oh-oh! Vice President Kamala Harris was caught cussing! That’s not Vice Presidential behavior, now is it?
Originalism is how Right-wing activist judges rewrite the law.
Ace KITM Correspondent Rosalyn MacGregor reports that Ottawa county keeps ousting Ottawa Impact screwballs.