Misfit Mementos Jeff Vernier
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Pop culture, askew. Half satire and half sincere, all half-baked think pieces on things no sane person would ever consider.
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Man Down On His Luck Sells Blood To Coven Of Vampires
Work sucks... I know. Jimmy Victors needed the cash, why not make his own body a commodity? Originally published 5/20/20 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Whoopsie Daisie, I'm Addicted To Smack, What Do I Do Next?
The first hit is always free, right? Originally published 4/25/2020 on MisfitMementos.com... and again- don't do heroin.
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Elementary School Class Slut Tests Positive For Cooties
I heard he held hands with the whole Little League team! Originally published 4/18/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.
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A Simple Recipe For French Toast
You know how cooking websites always have such long, drawn out intros about the author's life story? ...Good thing I avoided that here. Translated from German. Originally published 4/4/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue
Pulp, or no pulp? Originally published 3/28/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.