Nicheties Maya & Angela

Known movie hater, Angela, gets deep when talking about Greta Gerwig's, Barbie (2023), starring Margot Robbie. Angela anti-feministly (?) states, "I never felt bad for Kens," and, "men are a little bit useless."

Known movie lover, Maya, sounds like a broken record whinging, “9.5 out of 10, could’ve used more fat people."

Join Maya and Angela in this summer mini-episode recapping and reviewing summer 2023 BlockBuster™ hit, Barbie. Are these two Lesbians wet for Ken? Should men have the right to vote? Should CGI be banned and Marvel sued for reparations? Tune in to find out.



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This episode is dedicated to Tug.

I know this is typically an anti-pet podcast, but I (Angela) have spent the last few weeks worried about my dog Tug. When this episode was recorded I was sure there was going to be a cure for whatever was wrong with him. Just before sitting down to write this episode description I received a call that Tug got 15 pounds of fluid drained from his abdomen and the vet still does not know what is wrong with him. They aren't running any more tests. At this point we are just hoping for the best.

Tug is my best friend and favorite being to ever exist. The first night I had him he fell asleep on my lap, belly up and I cried because I had never felt a love like that. That first night he slept in my bed and took up most of it. The next morning he woke me up at 5 AM and took a big sh*t in the corner of the room. I was annoyed, but I knew nothing he could do could make me stop loving him. To this day, the first thing I do when I see him is sit down on the floor so he can lay down in my lap, belly up.

Tug is the biggest love of my life. Since I got that first phone call telling me he was sick whenever I think about him it's like I can feel him. I can feel his muzzle being held in my hand right before I give him a smooch on the nose. I can feel his back pushed up against me as we lay on the kitchen floor, him the little spoon and me the big.

He is 12 or 13 now, I really can't remember. But I will always remember how much comfort he brought me and how much love he taught me I was capable of giving.

I am sorry that I do not have anything funny to say. I just had to tell someone, anyone, how much I love my dog.


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Maya and Angela are back and have some big announcements! Maya is denouncing her Midwest roots and moving to Pennsylvania to fulfill her new dream of becoming a costal elite, and Angela is having a birthday party. Both things are equally exciting! To really prove herself as a costal elitist Maya has also decided to stop doing her own laundry, call her Priyanka Chopra Jonas.

In addition to these exciting announcements, Nicheties hosts have some important information about prehistoric looking animals with armor called scutes to share with you. Did you know sharks have scales? Did you know turtles have scutes? Did you know rhinos have armor? All these facts and more on this weeks episode. Just press play!

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Save the date!

When? 04/15/23

Where? Las Vegas, Nevada under the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

What? Get married to Maya

Seriously, does anyone want to have a wiener wedding with Maya? (Cis men need not apply)

This week Maya and Angela are talking fashion and why you should call DHS on any parent who puts their 10 year old in business casual wear.



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Not yet had your weekly fill of Socratic conversations? Never fear! Nicheties is here!

Maya and Angela ponder many big topics this week like, what actually counts as work place sexual harassment? Why don't we talk more about the fact that God was an absent father? Where frick are all the batteries? And last, but certainly not least, why don't high schoolers get recess? So, put on your fanciest outfit, take your bluetooth speaker to the fanciest room in your house and pretend that you're hosting an old timey salon, because otherwise it'll look weird when you end up talking back to your podcast.

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It's episode 40 y'all!!! Did you know that most podcasts quit producing episodes before they reach episode 10? Well not Nicheties! Maya and Angela are never going to quit. In 2054 you'll be dusting off your old iPhone, log into Instagram and BOOM! You see that Nicheties is still posting stories with Spotify links.

Maya and Angela are inviting you to come celebrate this momentous occasion with them by spending 40 seconds with Jesse Eisenberg (also know as Blu from Rio), and head butting Michelle Obama. Seriously, this is a celebration so plug your wireless headphones in and let's get going!!!

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