Pardon me, I mean I'm no Tiger king, but may I have some wine while I wait for my grocery pick up?‪?‬ Not it sisters

So my original title for this I wanted to be, Pardon me, I am no Tiger king but can you...smack that? However I decided that might be a little too much for us all this Friday night. Did ya'll have a weird day too? Cause Lord knows, and Tiger King knows, it has been a weird week let alone day. Paul is Dead? maybe? Is Britney Dead? Well we will touch on that later. Did you get your Ham??? DID YOU STEAL A CAR AND A BABY THAT A MOTHER NEGLECTED IN HER CAR?!?! no honestly did y...