Podcrapular! GolfWidow AndyMartello
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Ever wonder what it sounds like when extremely intelligent people discuss equally UNINTELLIGENT things? Your search is over!
Weekly (not weakly) commentary, clever, off-the-cuff humor, and plenty of senseless d!(k and p_$$y jokes to balance out all the f@+t jokes.
Regular segments include, Real Porn Audio, "The Paris Hilton Joke", & SPAM SPEAK. Confused? So are we. At least we're funny.
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PC Lite #11: Rantus Maximus
It's really, really cold in Atlanta, where I am. It snowed yesterday morning, and the snow is still covering my yard and my deck.
Go see the pictures. (I also have them on MySpace.)
Hey, but you're not here for my snow pictures. You're here for Podcrapular Lite, and in today's episode, I go off on the whole "when is art new" question -- is it new when you make it, or is it new when the public can get their hands on it and you're already making something else.
Here is a useful link:
Soccergirl Incorporated. If you listen to her show and leave a comment, please mention you heard about her show via Podcrapular. If even one percent of her listeners listen to our show, that'll be... well, a lot.
And now, on with the show.
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Connectin' With My Schnecken
Have you spent any time connectin' with your schnecken lately? Golfwidow and Andy Martello spent the better part of an hour doing just that.
And, amongst the discussion about schnecken, money, computers, Jesus, Josh, and porn, GW managed to sandwich a little hint about what does and doesn't surprise her when it comes to sex.
(Bet that got your attention.)
Also in today's program: Bud Buckley! And, toward the end, some of the vilest language you'll probably hear this week.
Don't want to miss that, do you?
Links:
The Schnecken Connection
Frank Bell
Get Bud Buckley's CD here!
Bud Buckley's website
Image from Penny Arcade.
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PC Lite #10: James Potter
In today's Podcrapular Lite, Golfwidow gets on the case of a fan fiction writer for too much buildup and too little payoff, and also makes a joke at Josh & Andy's expense.
If you've ever read fanfic, this is a PC Lite for you.
It's funny... today, I (Josh) also recorded a PC Lite about fanfic. You'll hear that in a week or two. -
PC Lite #9: The Very Next Day
Here's a story... about a man named Sean...
You'll never get that song out of your head now.
Anyway, here's an excerpt of my short-story "The Very Next Day". Enjoy.
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PC Lite #8: Andy's Such a Comedian
I realize this is way late, especially since Andy's run at the Hualapai Resort ended yesterday, but it's been a really hellish week.
I have one more PC Lite recorded and ready to send up. I don't know if I can turn my blog entry about tennis emergencies into a full PC Lite but I'll try.
Anyway, this is pretty funny, and it's 100% Andy Martello, so you should enjoy it thoroughly. -
Icing and Tina Turner
And now, a full Podcrapular for your listening enjoyment.
I apologize for no interstitial episodes between the last PCLite and this full PC, but I usually edit these on my lunch hour at work, and it's been a really busy week. I just haven't had the time. Then, over the weekend, it's also been busy, what with the vet appointments, the 16-month-old running around (and learning to feed herself yogurt), and yesterday me being sick and also exhausted.
Speaking of vet appointments, the cat pictured here is named Linus. He is one of my cats. He has a rhythm. Or, more precisely, an arrythmia which we're hoping is benign but we have to get him an ultrasound to be sure, and that's not cheap. In fact, one cat ultrasound costs more than four cat exams plus all the shots and four nail trims. We'll keep you posted.
Also, since I'm working different shifts all week this week, I don't know that I'll be able to put anything new up. I have two more PC Lite episodes on my hard drive and I'm going to try and edit them in the next 90 minutes before I have to pack my stuff up and go.
Okay, enough rambling. Here's the episode.