Real Human Bings Jacob Schermerhorn

Hola everyone in and from the Real Human Bings zone! We love that you are still zoning with us.

Here's another Frankensteined episode with some random bits we talked about. Specifically, how we'd fix playoff sports and a rant about rich people and corpos hating on the workers of the world. Yeah, that's right, we're true Marxists now guys. (And don't worry, we go down the same conversation rabbit holes we always do about D&D, Star Wars, and our own egos.)

Lastly, Picks of the Week. That is all.



End notes:
Musk just keeps getting worse and worse - https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/07/tech/elon-musk-twitter-employee-disability/index.html
Rochester Starbucks workers unionize - https://rochesterbeacon.com/2022/05/05/a-hard-fought-labor-victory/
TTRRUUCES might be bad kids but they're good musicians - https://www.ttrruuces.com/
Nap Eyes ask the burning questions like is Zukerberg a ghost - https://www.napeyes.com/
Year Zero is a fun read IMO - https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:_Zero_Year
You only get One Saturday Morning - https://youtu.be/jinufTKHTdg



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What ho fine travelers! Let the RHBer's bend your ear a while and regale you with random ramblings cut from a full episode!

This time, Mr. Murdock commits foul crimes in Buffalo, the new Twilight Zone is mentioned in the briefest of cameos, and the boys realize that Bill Burr's name said quickly sounds like Bilbo the hobbit. Last, a shallow dive into Jordan "Baby back ribs" Peterson (I assume that's what the B stands for) and his podcast with Canadian guy Rex Murphy. That's about it my dudes.

Endnotes:
I love the idea of Sci-Fi shows, maybe I should actually watch them when they're airing so execs won't cancel them? - https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the-twilight-zone-canceled-at-cbs-all-access-exclusive-4138186/
Hey, not a bad mashup - https://www.reddit.com/r/TheHobbit/comments/tg16qi/billburr_baggins/
Imagine Rex Murphy. Now click on this link to see a picture of him. I bet you a dollar it's not what you're expecting. - https://foodandland.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/rex-murphy-pic.jpg



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Whoa, look out! The Vampire Vigilante is out! (Get it? Cuz Bobby Pattinson was also in Twilight?)

It's a whole new Batman movie, called "The Batman" this time so don't get confused. It's like that whole thing with "The Suicide Squad" right? A conversations months long in the making between the Bings is included because it's so epic! Or is that tepid? The Bings can't decide.

Also our favorite segment that's totally not plagiarized, Picks of the Week! Check it out or the Man who is a Bat might visit you. (Wow, how's that for weird threatening language?)

Endnotes:
Synthwave remixes galore with this artist! (Check out some Infinity Train remixes to celebrate HBO Max losing its mind and deleting an incredible series from their streaming service! Sarcastic yay!) - https://ko-fi.com/johnzachariahg
The Go! Team is a bop dude. And they've been making music since 2000? Awesome stuff - https://thegoteam.co.uk/
For Rochester thrifting experiences, I always liked Greenovation. They dress up the furniture as like real lived in spaces - https://www.instagram.com/rochestergreenovation/



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Yo dawg, this edit's loose and light today so get on in there!

The Bings do their annual tradition of reading each other's fortunes by the Chinese calendar from a random internet site. Will Jacob ever get a good romance year? Will Aulden regret his decision to buy a house?

On deck is a cruise through the AARP's Movies for Grownups awards. (Who knew that was a thing?) Last but not least, Picks of the Week!

Endnotes:
China Highlights Zodiac page - https://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/
You can also get special deals on movies with AARP? What can't they do? - https://www.aarp.org/entertainment/movies-for-grownups/screening-program/
Chet's also a vaccine hesitant guy too, cool -https://www.eonline.com/news/1298298/tom-hanks-and-rita-wilsons-son-chet-hanks-faces-backlash-for-covid-19-vaccine-comments
Chronotrigger remake still no Switch port?? - https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/03/chrono-trigger-gets-ultrawide-219-pc-update-but-still-no-nintendo-switch-release
Jared Mees and The Grown Children are still not grown up yet - https://tenderlovingempire.com/collections/jared-mees
Stay (with an arrow in your knee) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabI_7nWRyU
I still don't understand Roko's Basilisk even reading this - https://slate.com/technology/2014/07/rokos-basilisk-the-most-terrifying-thought-experiment-of-all-time.html



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The wheel winds and the wheel winds some more and then I guess it keeps going?

Our impression of the first episode of "Wheel of Time"? It's pretty circular if you ask me. An expert (Aulden) and a novice (Jacob) for one of the most popular fantasy series of all time took a look and have some thoughts. Are they interesting thoughts? Eh.

Also, we finish our long running "I'm Walken Here" series with some weird and wacky and Lynchian surreal horrorish advertisements on the subway. And last but not least, Picks of the Week! (Stay tuned until the very end for some bonus stuff with everyone's favorite Human Bing, Julie!)

Endnotes:
-Wheel of Time already renewed for Season 3, wow! - https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/wheel-of-time-renewed-season-3-amazon-season-2-premiere-date-1235322113/
-The MTA both rejected but also ran some of these advertisements, odd... - https://www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2022/01/24/mta-rejects-okcupid-ads-that-were-previously-ok-d
-Yeah, Inside Job is like just okay, but for Netflix, that's not bad at all! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDPJQgxegiU
-Rolling Stone called Centaurworld "your new favorite show to get high to", huh. - https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/centaurworld-netflix-showrunner-interview-1267940/



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Wowie this was a long one to finish. It was bit cursed with a lot of work having to get done on it, almost like Denis didn't want our lukewarm takes about this movie to be out there! (*Gasp*)

Yes we are indeed speaking about the 2021 Oscar nominated film "Dune" with a special guest, Marc Schermerhorn! We touch on our histories with Dune the property, our Good, Bad and Uglies, and look at rule 34 of the navigators! Last but not least, picks of the week!

Endnotes:
- JPEG Mafia - https://shop.jpegmafia.net/?
- Silk Sonic - https://www.silksonic.com/
- I'll leave the Brooklyn 99 Finale recap to someone who actually watched it... - https://www.vulture.com/article/brooklyn-nine-nine-recap-season-8-episodes-9-and-10.html
- Career Suicide is funny and heartbreaking - https://www.hbo.com/movies/chris-gethard-career-suicide
- Cuz this other little podcast by Gethard needs the boost from RHB nation (Rochester episode!) - https://listen.stitcher.com/yvap/?af_dp=stitcher://episode/200239665&af_web_dp=https://www.stitcher.com/episode/200239665



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