RetroGrading Unknown

After almost five years, I've decided to end this Podcast, but more on that in the ep. This month we go looking for a new Santa and revisit 'Ernest Saves Christmas'. Mark complains that Santa is too svelte, shows he does not understand screen tests, and finally gets a crush on the show; Karl confidently gets a Michael Jordan fact wrong, makes a snake mistake, and gives both St. Nick and a young girl a hard time; and Sara explains how murders work, misses a reference to the film she's reviewing, and hints that she might think reindeer are birds. Enjoy! And thank you for joining us for the past five years, it's been a blast.

Join us for a boys night of crossdressing illegal hijinks as we revisit Mrs. Doubtfire. Mark makes a deep Ernest cut, only uses real words, and comments on Karl's love life, while Karl overuses a divorce analogy, questions whether cake would exist, and confuses church and state. Sara is out sick with laryngitis, or maybe she's here and not talking, you decide! Enjoy!

Get ready for murders, resurrections, possessions, and more murder as we revisit Practical Magic. Mark shows he barely watched this film, brings back a catchphrase from a previous ep, and proves he doesn't know hair genetics; Karl doesn't recognize children, insists that murders should be well planned, and misspeaks so hard he loses his head; and Sara reveals her hair color, recommends cemeteries to tourists, and proves she should not train children. Enjoy!

Return to a 1940s Toon Town with us as we revisit 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'. Karl gives unverified film trivia, shows a complete understanding of women's anatomy, and ends up defending perverts; Mark gives theme park history from memory, gets outed as the 'messed up one' this time, and leaves little clues for his games; and Sara compares cartoon bodies, is continually unwilling to talk about shoes, and gives us all a lesson on whether or not we can gender hippos. Enjoy!

Fall down a weird hole with us in both the literal and figurative sense as we revisit 'A Kid in King Arthur's Court'. Mark is surprised at children type-casting, learns how Queens work, and figures out Medieval Times' sales pitch. Karl finds out this could have really happened, gives screenwriting notes, and calls out a child actor; and Sara reveals how much she knows about baseball, makes a bad joke for children, and gives us some tomato trivia. See if you can spot where we had to take massive breaks! Enjoy!

Join us on a cross-country road trip to Powerline as we revisit A Goofy Movie. Mark is unsure on Pauly Shore, misses underpants, and wonders about the disappearance of Bigfoot; Karl learns so much about dogs, gets unexpectedly touched by a Goof, and has a camping confessional; and Sara shares a fan theory about Pete, explains the Disney alt universe, and swallows some sad soup. Enjoy!