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Alright, this one got rowdy. How do you define a hot dog? Is it a sandwich? A taco? It's own thing? Chris takes a stand and it breaks Lauren's brain.
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinski 

A question that has plagued Catholics of the Gulf Coast for as long as only seafood was allowed on Fridays during Lent: Is Gator seafood? Lauren and Chris have strong opinions, and Lauren calls Chris an idiot, a lot.
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinski 

It's a question as old as at least a few weeks ago. What constitutes a boy band? Are The Beatles technically the same genre as Backstreet Boys? Lauren and Chris throw down, as usual.
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinski 

We're baaaaaaaaack! Again! Alright, we swear we are going to be more consistent with Saltmates going forward. In this episode we debate what is the truest form of peanut butter. Is it the smooth texture of the Creamy variety? Or is it the textured form that comes from those Crunchy vibes. Things are shouted, including "divorce". This is Saltmates after all.
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinski 

We're back with a new format and new ways to potentially ruin our relationship. This episode, we get in deep on Wonka Vision! Is it a brilliant chocolate-based subscription service or a flop of an idea guaranteed to sink Wonka for good? More importantly, will we be able to have a friendly debate without getting into a real fight? (The answer is no on that one, but you'll have to tune in for the hot deets).  
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinski 

A quick announcement from Lauren and Chris.
 
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinsk