Shitposting in Hell Shitpost Crusaders

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- Evan

Oh hey man, what's up? How you been? Good, yeah yeah, good. Listen, I know it's been a bit since we talked but I really, like really, need a favor. I got this new podcast--you like podcasts right--that really needs some listening. Oh don't worry it's a good one, it's good. We talk about Disney, fast food, the end of the universe, Tom Macdonald, it's got tons of stuff. It's loaded. You're busy? Oh come on man just give it a try, it's only an hour. It's heat, you will love it, guaranteed quality stuff. You'll give it a try? Great man. I knew I could count on you. Can't wait to hear what you think of it!   

-Evan  

P.S. Evan also edited this one

Welcome back to Hell, Shitposters. Today we take a deep dive into the topic of artists being cancelled and whether or not a person can still appreciate their art after being cancelled. How bad of a person does an artist have to be for their art to be unworthy of acknowledging? Listen to hear what we have to say about the separation of art and artist.

Dear viewer,  I am sorry. This is Evan writing, and I would just like to clear things up. Yes, it has been quite a while since the last shitposting in hell podcast episode. We recorded two full ones and a half one months ago. You are probably wondering why it has taken this long to upload another one, and the answer is simple:   

Kevin.  

He was supposed to upload this long episode first. He had not even started on it until I reminded him to look at his greasy computer. I took it upon myself to edit the short episode myself and got it done in record time. Kevin simply has no regard for the viewer. He would rather watch SleepyCabin and watch some random let's player play Danganronpa for the eighth time than give you wonderful listeners any single shred of content. Right now he is probably on his phone, looking at tiktok and twitter, uploading esoteric political science memes. The bastard just can not edit a podcast to save his life. I apologize on Kevin's sorry, sorry behalf. May Satan smite him even harder than he already does. 

Anyways we talk about aliens, parallel dimensions, simulations, train heists, and get interrupted by some pesky ads this episode. Hope you all enjoy--be back soon.   


-Evan

Damn, listeners! It's the SIH boys back at it again with another full episode (haha do you get that reference?? Hint: look up Damn Daniel on YouTube). It's entirely possible that we'll upload more frequently, but who knows? Life is hard. I've been on the streets, begging for money and e-cigarettes. My dog has PTSD. My adult diapers are shipping three days late. My pee is orange from drinking too much Fanta. So, who knows if another one will come soon? We'll try our best. But don't expect too much. We're losers. But you know that already. In this episode we talk about a scale for virginity, where the "so bad it's good" line starts and stops, and the worst first impressions someone can have. We hope you enjoy.

Welcome back to Hell! We're glad to see you here again for another very important philosophical debate among the three shitposters of the underworld. What makes an out of context Family Guy clip so funny? Is it the randomness of the joke? Is it maybe the show itself? Why are these moments funny outside of the show, but when they are put back into context in a full length episode, these cutaway gags are no longer funny?This is the Seth Macfarlane Paradox