Shitty Mashups Shitty Mashups

Who AMONG US hasn't been in a one sided love type situation? I mean not me but like you know, like in that show Friends. That seems to kind of happen a lot. I wouldn't know, I'm about to get married to the love of my life. RIP bozos

You're walking in a grocery store. It's crowded. As you push your way through the heaving mass of human bodies you accidentally bump into a shelf. What transpires next amazes you. The first item to fall from the safety of its shelf is a martini glass. You brace for the glass to shatter. And yet it never comes. The glass sits comfortably on the ground via its sturdy base. "Those odds must be one in a million" you think to yourself. And yet it's not over. The shelf, still rocking back and forth from the impact knocks over a bottle of vermouth. The top cracks just slightly, and you see a lone drop fall directly into the glass. "Amazing" you think. And yet the event isn't yet over. Another victim to the movement, a bottle of gin. This one's top fully breaks open and gin starts flowing freely directly over... a pile of ice? Where did that even come from? Who stores a loose pile of ice on a shelf? Moreover, that newly ice cold gin drips squarely into the sitting glass. "This is impossible" you think, as a nearby crow drops a single olive pitted olive skewered on a toothpick into your fresh delicious martini.

Nothing but you, the tunes, and the open road. An individual with a singular mission, to drive. Maybe you're driving home, maybe you can never return home again. But one thing is for absolute certain. You, just like the psychopaths that host this podcast would first pick the perfect soundtrack for your late night cruising.

It's like a opposite

Cinnamon is a homonym for synonym.

Now this is a story all about how the moon got flipped turned upside down and they're hiding the truth from you you have to find the documents for project code name Moonidelphia.