This Week in Sparkling Water M. Joakim Eriksson

I just paid that parking ticket. Finally. Water of the week is Grapefruit from Rambler.

What is really happening here? Well, water of the week is De La Calle Tropical Ponche Tepache.

This episode is obviously a companion piece to last week's episode, but stop me if you've heard this story before. I'm not kidding. If you've already heard this story, please interrupt and tell me. I am so very afraid of repeating myself and that fear is triggered here, because I simply can't remember. Did we already cover all of this? Have we been here before? This place looks familiar, but I'm not sure. Perhaps, to get over my fear, I should tell the same story every week for a year, each time finding a new way to tell it, each time telling it a little bit more boring and a little bit more amazing. Water of the week is Blackberry Lemon-flavored Functional Seltzer with adaptogens and nootropics from Hiyo.

But where does a bad mood come from? Water of the week is Alani Nu Kimade by Kim Kardashian.

Water of the week is three flavors of Singha: Yuzu Lemon, Red Lemon, and Lime Lemon.

Joakim is having a very hard time and there's nothing you can do about it. Water of the week is a bottle of Perrier from the strip club on Montecito St. Would it be rude to mention that the lady who sold me this water really needed a breath mint?