Wait. What‪?‬ Wait. WHAT?

What started as a pod discussing who killed JFK turned into a movement to clear JLHO ‘s name as an ASSASINATOR. Also, did you ever notice how sexy Lee (John to his friends) was? JFK gets all the credit for being the sexy prez but Oswald gets no love for being a stone cold hottie. Don't worry, we did talk about the conspiracy surrounding JFK's shooting  - quoting Courtney, "The amount of information we covered today - like there was some information." 

This episode went off the rails in the first 30 seconds. 

We're not that dumb and we're not that smart, and apparently the same holds true for the product and marketing teams at CocaCola. Wait, WHAT?! 

Join us as we explore the sweet sweet conspiracies that surround the creation, launch, and eventual removal of New Coke from the market + a bunch of other good stuff like how to make cocaine, why Ronald & Nancy Reagan are responsible for ruining everything, and how to shotgun a soda from the top. We also question regional coffee preferences - Canada & Boston, we are staring DEEP into your eyes - and declare our undying love and admiration for CheezIts, the unofficial sponsor of Wait, WHAT?!. Like, super unofficial. TLDL? The hot takeaway is this - there are TOO MANY SONGS. Full stop.

Jeffrey Epstein - did he kill himself? Was he directed to kill himself? Or was he straight-up murdered? We don't know, and this episode will do a poor job of detailing out the events that led to that night. If you want hard-hitting reporting we recommend "The Mysterious Mr. Epstein." It's super good. 
What those hella profesh pods don't have though is conversations about where to find people's souls - it's in their buttholes - Roadhouse, taint shorts for long bike rides, and HBO what to watch recommendations. As promised, this episode is also being posted nearly 3 months after recording so if you're thrown off by the mentions of Labor Day, that's why. 
Ready to jump? Booty chatter starts immediately, conspiracy starts around 12:45.

Skip ahead to 18:22 if you want pure conspiracy(ish) because WOW we for real did not start talking about the Princess Di Conspiracy till almost 20 minutes in and also the conspiracy surrounding Princess Di's untimely death is actually like, 5-7 conspiracies. Things you will learn: Wear a seat belt,  don't go to a private dinner with the queen, start from the toes and go up but stop at the brain, never trust the butler, there is a perfect pickup line with a 100% success rate for boys and girls.

On the 7th episode of the pod Abby delves into the deep dark soul of her 14 year old life and the saga surrounding Kurt Cobain's death. Jen finds a way to discuss the legitimacy of brown corduroy leggings  - again - and Courtney can't stop thinking about snacks. Ready to take a trip back to the most awkward age of your life? Join us. 

3 bottles of wine on a Sunday afternoon + 1 box of mediocrly sized large CheezIts has produced similar effects to microdosing on diet pills. We think. If you want to know the truth behind Area 51 you'll have to do some digging of you're own because we did not make any of it clear. We do talk a bit about U2, and a LOT about Lion's Choice. This episode has something for everyone.