100 episodes

Ross Stevenson and John Burns entertain listeners with their razor sharp wit and oddball humour every morning.
And every day the best segments of their on-air - and sometimes off-air - program are placed right here.

3AW Breakfast with Ross and John 3aw

    • News
    • 4.4, 177 Ratings

Ross Stevenson and John Burns entertain listeners with their razor sharp wit and oddball humour every morning.
And every day the best segments of their on-air - and sometimes off-air - program are placed right here.

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    Health Minister Jenny Mikakos praises Victorians for 'doing the right thing'

    • 6 min
    Kate Stevenson & Stephen Quartermain Highlights, 25th May, 2020

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    • 1 hr 23 min
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    Victoria emerges: Council tells us to STAY HOME after busy weekend

    • 7 min
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    The World Cup of Food: India vs Turkey

    It's the last round of the group stage!

    • 7 min
    'A guy walks into a bar...'

    'A guy walks into a bar...'

    Here's two minutes of Ross and John discussing the location of jokes, and NOT telling the joke Ross promised to tell.

    So here's that joke...

    A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender pours them for him. He then takes equal sips from each beer and proceeds to do so until all glasses are empty. He pays and leaves. He does this every day for a week before the bartender decides to ask what that's all about.

    "Why do you come in and order three beers, and then take equal sips from them until they are empty?" Asks the bartender. The guy replies "well, I've got three brothers. We used to meet up every evening for a beer, but they had to move out of town. So we've decided that each of us will drink three beers every day, one for each of us."

    The bartenders curiosity is sated. The guy continues to do this for about a month, until he comes in one day and orders only two beers.

    "I'm sorry for your loss", says the bartender.

    The guy is confused, and then says "oh no, nobody died. I just quit drinking."

    • 2 min
    Ross Stevenson & John Burns Highlights, May 22nd, 2020

    Ross Stevenson & John Burns Highlights, May 22nd, 2020

    • 1 hr 27 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
177 Ratings

177 Ratings

tiger aussie ,

Chris adelaide

Love you guys great job catching up with real entertainment
But why no rumour file on podcast?

pleasant15 ,

Ross and John and Crew

I am an x melb living in wa I listen to Ross and John all the time kept me company the drive to Perth from melb and listen everyday like when I was in melb to get my lol fix thankyou Vince

La Jolie Brocanteuse ,

So much joy!

Being able to listen to The Breakfast Show whenever I choose just brings me so much joy! Thank you.

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