A (Very) Few Words by Hner Ner Hner (Discworld miscellany‪)‬ Pratchat - a Terry Pratchett and Discworld book club

Thanks to a technical glitch, we've had to send our next book Night Watch a month into the future - but fear not! In it's place we take the opportunity to immerse ourselves in the world of Ankh-Morpork, as expressed through three of Pratchett's shortest Discworld writings: the Ankh-Morpork National Anthem, some Medical Notes on some unique medical complaints, and a speech given by Lord Vetinari himself on a very special occasion...