Church of Lazlo Podcasts
I love Friday the 13th! I haven't been in this good of a mood in months. It's just the guys today. Julia will be back on Monday. *One thing about being on the radio in your hometown is that your mother can hear you. Lazlo swears it doesn't bother him but Slimfast still censors himself in case mommy is listening in the car. *Are married women the best women to date when you're single and middle-aged? *A recent poll of 2000 delivery drivers said that 25% of them have had sex in their van/truck. I had no idea things like this happened so often in real life. I should leave the house more often. *Doomscrolling!! Crypto crashed. Sorry if you lost money but maybe it's time for idiots like me to start buying something I don't understand. Finland is building bunkers because Russia is already threatening them for joining NATO. Chile and Ireland are gonna send us some baby formula that we desperately need. Is Elon trying to get out of buying Twitter? Rich people are confusing and we don't understand a speck of it. *Nick Wright is on the program! We're allowed to poke fun at Nick but when other people do it we get angry. Nick sent Slim a Rolex and it's already drawing attention. *School is almost out for summer. Do parents really have parties and burn old books and homework? *Women are finally turning the tables and discussing the red flags in men. Will this get Lazlo worked up? You'll just have to listen. *Have a great day! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo @lazlothebuzz @slimfast965 @theradiohag @snowcone965 See you monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!
When your boss calls you into the office for a surprise meeting, you fear the worst. The last thing you expect is the handed $5,000. *Our bosses keep accidentally sending Lazlo emails that he's not supposed to see. Sometimes that ends up being a good thing but today it kind of sucked. *Three judges rule that commenting on a man's baldness is sexual harassment. (All three judges suffer from hair loss) *Doomscrolling!! America just hit a grim milestone. Finland says they're done being neutral. People really love Avatar. Another day, another kid in Livonia Michigan trying to be cooler than Lazlo. Andy Dick is having a terrible, no good, very bad century. *Are you the type of person who puts food in the microwave, walks away, and lets the timer ding all three times? Of course you're not because only crazy people do that. *According to one woman, there are five types of guys on college campuses that you should avoid at all costs. *You've heard of second-wave COVID infections but what about second-wave Matt Damon hate? *Thanks for listening to the podcast and thanks for being you. I love you more than you'll ever know. See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!
Let's settle this once and for all: do you have to open the microwave before the beep, or do you not care and let is beep like a psychopath?
Doom Scrolling Full
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Doom Scrolling Pt 2
Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news
Doom Scrolling Pt 1
Slimfast gets us caught up on the news