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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
 
 
 

    Mondat, 11.23.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Mondat, 11.23.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    *Oh hi there! How was your weekend? Do you like hot tuna? How about breakfast for dinner? *How much money would you pay for normal pre-COVID day? Survey says.....about $300? *Headlines! You want the good news or the bad news first? Good news? Americans could start getting vaccinated before Christmas. The bad news.......Christmas is canceled. *Nick Wright is on the the show and he's here to remind you that Tom Brady stinks. *Ever heard of the shopping cart theory? Every single american agrees with it except Lazlo. *A guy goes to the doctor becuase he's depressed about his failing marriage. His doctor responds by sleeping with his wife. Guy sues doctor. *That was a lot of fun! Let's do this a couple more times before the holiday. Sound good?

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    • 1 hr 33 min
    Friday, 11.20.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Friday, 11.20.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Thursday, 11.19.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Thursday, 11.19.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    *Wow, things got weird today. Shortly after headlines, the discussion devolved into heretofore uncharted territories. If you don't like thinking about your parents fornicating, this episode may not be for you. We also ask what you would do if someone dropped a baby off at your door. To lighten things up, we end the show talking about all the hot guys we want to sleep with. Have a great night. Let's clean things up tomorrow. 

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    • 1 hr 29 min
    Wednesday, 11.18.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Wednesday, 11.18.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    *Let me guess, you scrolled through everything else in your library and either didn't see anything new or just didn't like any of the topics/guests on your favorite podcasts so you came crawling back. That's okay. We're fine with that. If you're here because you love us, all the better! *A guy took LSD and beat up an emplyee at Disney World. Would that be considered a good trip or a bad trip? *The cops showed up and Slimfast's house but not for why you'd think. Actually, it might be exactly why you'd think. Strap in because this one is a doozy. *Headlines! Are Trump scandals even a thing anymore or do we all have Trump fatigue? COVID is kicking America's ass but that won't stop the cruise lines! I thought the media was done with Karens but "California Karen" made quite the internet splash this week. A coffin maker literally watched millions of dollars crash into his home. Now he's wealthy and retired. A 93-year-old man loses his wedding ring but a good samaritan with a metal detector saves the day! *Make Company Holiday Parties Great Again! *A girl on Tik Tok shares a little trick to find out if your man is cheating. But is having an OnlyFans account really cheating? *It's Wednesday and that means it's time to Get To Know Us! *Lazlo is gonna help you get hard. Like the movie. He's gonna help you get ready for prison. Sorry, that sounded weird. *Have a great day and join us again at 2pm, won't you? -Everybody Wang Chung!

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    • 1 hr 31 min
    Monday, 11.16.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Monday, 11.16.2020- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    *Welcome back! Slimfast is bitching about old people getting ripped off. *Lazlo has two ultimate fantasies. He'll have to keep dreaming about meeting Lindsay Lohan but his other dream may come true soon. *Headlines! Million MAGA March came up a little short but who's counting? COVID is still kicking our butts but there is some good news today about vaccines. People's Choice Awards (no idea what those are) recap! Meet Plus, meet Space Karen! *Jeriney and Slimfast stalk people online. *Ever had a fetish or maybe just a life goal that you got to try and decided you didn't like? *Women names Karen are bitching again. This time they claim they're having a hard time meeting people online because of their names. Yeah, I'm sure that's it. *Let's have a fun and positive Monday evening and Tuesday morning. Can't wait to hang out again tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung

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    • 1 hr 42 min
    Friday, 11.13.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Friday, 11.13.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    *It's Friday the 13th! Are you superstitious? We discuss the perks of our parent's jobs when we were growing up. *We doomscroll with Slimfast. He's bummed because he's missing the Million MAGA March in DC this weekend. A new speaker works like headphones without the headphones! Seriously! It's called the Soundbeamer. Not sure why I'm so excited about this thing but I am. Check out the article and demo video in the link below. I'm not getting paid for that. Just genuinely stoked. *Nick Wright takes a break from watching The Masters to chat with us. *Slimfast is a Country Psychic! *I mean it when I say this, I hope you have a fantastic weekend. Dallas, we love y'all! BTW, there's a new Dateline in Dallas tonight. (11.13)  Las Vegas! Hope the Raiders crush the Broncos this weekend and I'm confident that they will. Go put $10 on the pass line and drop another $30 on those odds. I'm feeling lucky for you this weekend. Kansas City! Quit throwing dog shit on my porch, please. Everyone else, I love you too. I think we should all surprise someone we love with a random gift this weekend. Perhaps they'd like a new coffee maker or maybe you could just buy some goofy shit they advertise on Instagram. Is there anything better than surprising someone with a random gift? I think not. Have a great weekend. Everybody wang chung! 

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    • 1 hr 31 min

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