Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra Topless Robot
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It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!
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Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie
Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard
Luke Rampersad as Guard
Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C
Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice
Katie Markovich as Janessa
Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix).
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Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice
Clinton Roper Elledge as Corporal Mincent Flim
Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Call to Adventure, Wounded, The Descent, Local Forecast - Elevator, Cryptic Sorrow, and Stages of Grief. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 159399_noirenex_power-down, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 219499_jarredgibb_door-creak, 322454_goodlistener_horse-snort-2, 411789_inspectorj_door-wooden-close-a-h6-ms, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 164586_adam-n_wood-impact-2, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 119554_vrodge_office-elevator-door-open-ding, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeak-2-seconds, 218890_dubodup_door-smash-1, 407663_nagwense_creaking-two-step-wooden-stool, 95011_kineticturtle_bookcase-rattling, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 204762_yuval_hamster-eating, 413634_krnfa_foley-pat-on-the-jacket, and 322445_goodlistener_horse-whinny-1. -
Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Brian Donovan as Hans Frei
Luke Rampersad as Mr. Sweet Peaches
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Not As It Seems, Scheming Weasel, Tenebrous Brothers Carnival Act One, Arcadia, Danse Macabre, and Sneaky. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 234774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 422651_trullilulli_sfx-player-action-phone-pick-up, 432313_1tmsounds_dialing-numbers, 39061_genviou_rings, 175620_ondrosik_answer3, Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels, 446110_justinvoke_hatch-door-close, 249570_rivernile7_sitting-down-on-chair, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 403713_timbre_synthesized-ringtone-170904, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 348242_newagesoup_punch-boxing-03, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, and 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair. -
A Holiday Message From Joot Blark
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice
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Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson
Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk
Brian Donovan as Hans Frei
Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice
Katie Markovich as Ad Voice
Tony Werner as Ad Voice
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 98883_noirenex_power-up, 342712_spacejoe_misc-lock-picks, 160215_qubodup_unlocking-door-lock, 431117_inspectorj_door-front-opening-a, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 389687_meggiepie_squeaky-wheels, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 240665_celticvalkyria_bodyfall, 235761_lex777_pillbottle-pills-open-close-01, 322445_goodlistener_horsewhinny-1, 471903_sheyvan_newspaper-rustling, 463843_filipiwo_opening-the-umbrella, 362959_gastonsaenz_fly-4-horse-steps-01, 347858_alienxxx_close-window, and 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1. -
Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C
Brian Donovan as Dok Bloodnikov
Lena Valentine as Ad Voice
Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Vadodora, Le Grand Chase, Supernatural Radio A, Thaxted, River Flute, Penumbra, Reawakening, and Reunited. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeek-2-seconds, 218890_qubodup_door-smash-1, and 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot.