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We are back! This week we are diving into The Bachelorette and I am excited to have my friend Lea Ann helping me break it all down! As great friends do, Lea Ann was up for some homework and watched an episode of Southern Charm and brought her own opinions as an outsider looking in. Who knows, maybe she'll come over to the Bravo side....

Byyyeee

This week is a special week for the podcast. We have our first two GUESTS ever and boy do they have ZERO filter when it comes to giving their opinions on all things BRAVO...and then some! ENJOY :)

We are back from a one week hiatus and completely unprepared but at least there is SO. MUCH. TO. DISCUSS. We start off with the Potomac lake house weekend and #babygate... which quickly pivots into #textmessagegate. We are close to the ending of the Below Deck Med season and to the Rob/Jess relationship. The RHOBH Reunion gave us more of the same. Denise and Rinna went at it. Denise and Kyle went at it. Denise and Teddi went at it. I mean who didn't Denise get into it with? On RHONY we witness a Dorinda meltdown of epic proportions. Why does Dorinda hate Tinsley as much as Christen hates Ramona? We'll find out.

Well we are back for lucky episode number 13. We start out kind of somber because we've had some hard losses this week both in Bravoland and Hollywood. But we are fortunate to have our reality shows to take us out of reality for a little while. RHOP brings us a Pepto Bismol suit fit for a Grand Dame. I think at this point we are all in agreement that we are just hate watching Below Deck right? RHONY brought us confused fashion and more grand entrances. And we wrapped up RHOBH with a goose-bump inducing few minutes for the Richards/Rinna showdown.

We've pretty much given up on The Other Way at this point. They don't deserve airtime so we saved all the words and opinions for our trusty Bravo bitches. Speaking of bitches, the RHOP ladies all piled on Candiace this week with no mercy. And of course we know the bitchiest duo on the high seas got their way when the GOAT, Hannah, was sent packing. But hey, at least she got her Valium back. RHOBH gave us a baby shower in Italy but also not really Italy, just an overpriced Olive Garden in Encino. But at least Brandi said the 'c' word at the table to spice things up, though we aren't sure which one she chose... Of course the RHONY ladies have the biggest B of all in Ramona who thinks texting people about their anger problems is acceptable and also thinks aged red wine is ew. Obviously she has good taste... 

Y'all thought the only bird drama this week was going to be T'Challa's escape from RHOP. But no, it's another nature episode from the Couch Queens. We break down all your Bravo favorites while trying not to get attacked by a large bird in Lauren's backyard. There's drama on the high seas for Below Deck Med and somebody is going to walk the plank for their crimes... we vote Malia (insert snake emoji). The RHOBH ladies are on the worst trip to Italy we've ever witnessed and honestly, we cannot wait for this season to end. On the other side of the world, the RHONY ladies are living it up in Mexico! We'd much rather be stuck dealing with Dorinda's shit than hanging with any of the RHOBH ladies, TBH. And last but not least the RHOP ladies give us a little bit of a sleeper episode but we know the drama is just heating up!