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Oh, okay. Welcome. I had to put this sparkle filter on because my other freaking filter disappeared, and I just don't know how to live in a world with no livestream filters. Well, that's not true, because I filter without a livestream all the time. I know from using my Katrina Ruth Show banner. But today I felt like it was a filter-ish day, because you know.

Where are you? Shannon, what's up. What's up, Shannon? All right, I don't know why I'm flirting with my clients. Why would I not? It would be rude not to. Did you like my what's up? How are you doing? All right, now I'm being Joey from Friends. How are you doing? How are you doing? What's happening? What's the happy haps?

Hey, Carly. Let me make sure my team know I'm live. I'll flirt with any of you. Any of you. Any time. But mainly with Shannon. Okay, live. Let me just ... Oh my god. Oh my god. I just messaged my client on audio, and she's just pointed out to me that it's three minutes and 33 seconds. Of course it freaking is, because I'm magic as fuck, bitches. Let's message her dad, just so she knows.

Okay, that was me knocking the tripod over. Watch out. Here we are. We're still live. Don't worry. Cat mode activated. Cat mode should always be activated. What's happening? My tripod's falling. I've got to type with one hand. I don't know why. Because I am magic. All right, sorry, but this is important. ... Magic as fuck. You too. We both are. Let's just clarify. It would be rude otherwise. Obviously.

All right. Okay. Hello. Rebecca [inaudible 00:02:18], I fucking knew that you and Brandon were about announce a relationship. I feel a little bit miffed that nobody told me before they told Facebook, but I already knew anyway, but I feel like I was probably the last person to know. Or maybe I was the first, because I energetically called that 100 years ago, and then I saw it on my feed today, and I was like "I knew it!" And then I was really proud of myself for knowing it, and then I was like, no, probably everybody knew it before me, I and I'm probably the last person to know it. But I'm going with I was the first. I'm going with I knew before even you guys. I'm going with you can send me flowers, because I knew it so longa go.

All right, I'm clearly having the best time ever. So, anyway. What was I going to say? Oh, that's right. Today I felt the need for a filter because of the reason that I haven't washed myself in a while. I did muay thai. I don't know. I just felt like it was a filter day. I meant Francis. I was just messaging you while I was on the livestream, because I was like, clearly I need to just sit here messaging my clients, instead of doing the actual livestream that I'm fucking on.

What was my other piece of information for you? Oh, the other thing that I've got to tell you guys before I keep talking is I have mastered, mastered where to put my tripod in the car while livestreaming in the car. I think I should get a love heart shower for that. I'm going to carefully remove this phone, and I'm going to show you so that you can see how good I am. I feel like I just end up in the car office for half the day. I've spent at least five hours in the car today.

Look at this. I never know where to put the tripod when I'm in the car, and I always hold it, and then it's at a weird angle, or I put it on the passenger seat where the laptop is, and then it's on a weird angle. And now, check this out. Can you see that? See how I've jammed it down there into the seat? I'm like, why did I never think of this before. Well, it only fell twice down. I don't need to be a smartass about it. Australians, they say smartassy. Got to watch out for those Aussies.

Okay. Okay. Now, I've been having a little identity crisis again. The problem is that I'm concerned that I've made my breasts too big. It's a legitimate concern. Now, if you're a guy, you don't get to have a say. Say wh