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Ever wondered what creeps around the dusty aisles of the Parousia Public Library? Squib Bitbly here, with my cohorts Jason and Dougledore, as we peel back the layers of this digital haunt in our latest foray into horror comedy. You're in for a treat—scratch that—a trick? No, definitely a treat... We tackle the obscure Parousia Public Library series and why it's hidden among analog horror. With its low viewership, it's just begging for you to press play.Join us as we wind through the "Sa...

Mike, Jason, and Doug step into filthy waters today. Sad Satan is known throughout the online community as a mysterious game, found on the dark web. This one strikes a nerve for DLUTI and we have a few things to say. We navigate through the murky waters of "Sad Satan," the dark web's most elusive game, drawing fascinating parallels to the fading intrigue of an old hoodie and the enigmatic aura of its creator, ZK. Join us, and be part of a conversation that's as thought-provoking as it is ente...

Embark on an offbeat odyssey through the digital underbrush with us, where anime tunes and yearnings for Dragon Ball GT abridgments playfully intertwine with the quirky knowledge of Naomi, our social media guru. We'll meander through a wonderland of oddities, from the delightful to the macabre, sharing stories sparked by our patrons' inventive usernames and unwinding the humor that binds us together in internet camaraderie. Prepare for chuckles and nods of agreement as we traverse the landsca...

Glitter! Its Glitter! I don't know what else to tell you about it. It's f**king glitter. It defies science and makes us question natural laws, and also makes stuff sparkly. Oh, it also distorts reality. And can be used as a pest repellant! There is a lot to talk about and only 2 of us to do it! This week, Mike and Jason dive headfirst into a vat of the world's most mysterious substance: Glitter (or whatever we call the stuff that makes stuff without glitter, glitter. Just listen, it'll be muc...

What's up, brother? Prepare to have your reality tweaked as we embark on a journey through the Dead Internet Theory, mulling over the chilling possibility that the web might be teeming with more bots than humans. Doug is getting an update, or vacation or whatever, but Mike, Matt, and Jason try playing existential crisis simulator in his stead!None of this is confirmed true or not, so don't use us as a reputable source (we aren't). But do think about how you use A.I. to assist your lives. The ...

BATFROG! Cthulhu corner this week with BATFROG! Tsathoggua is a bat and a frog. From the mind of Clark Ashton Smith and H.P. Lovecraft... The seal of the Black Stars lurks.... and waits..... for it's next meal to quite literally accidentally fall into it's mouth so it can eat because it WON'T FEED ITSELF OTHERWISE. It's a conversation that dances on the edge of a Lovecraftian abyss, punctuated by the distinct plucks of email humor, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (to hell), Bob Hope, and a few tidbits a...