26 episodes

It's a bloody jungle out there.

Dating can SUCK.. and boy have we got some stories for you!

Join us, Carly Bowyer and Eliza Paschke as we tackle this dating journey together… to find out if the perfect match is actually out there - or if we’re searching for a mythical creature that doesn’t exist.

Follow us @findingaunicorn

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    • Personal Journals
    • 4.4, 169 Ratings

It's a bloody jungle out there.

Dating can SUCK.. and boy have we got some stories for you!

Join us, Carly Bowyer and Eliza Paschke as we tackle this dating journey together… to find out if the perfect match is actually out there - or if we’re searching for a mythical creature that doesn’t exist.

Follow us @findingaunicorn

    Porn, Poo Puns and Corona Pickup Lines

    Porn, Poo Puns and Corona Pickup Lines

    Is Eliza the only one not watching porn? Yep she’s a porn virgin, and she’s learning a lot this episode! From amateur, soft and same sex to anime, babysitters and MILFs, we’ve got everything you need to know about the x-rated world! Carly gets serious as we debate busting your boyf, homemade videos and laying off loved ones who like to watch! Plus, it’s Pornhub to the rescue in isolation…. they’ve got your premium subscriptions covered! What’s hot and what’s not? We bring you the trends…. much to our surprise, Aussies are topping the viewing charts! And what are the US putting their foot down on now? Rimming is OUT! Tune in to hear this and much more! Including the big step Carly has taken in her relationship during rona. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 53 min
    Virtual Dating, Breathtaking Doodles and... Poppy's MAFS Secrets

    Virtual Dating, Breathtaking Doodles and... Poppy's MAFS Secrets

    Corona is the dawning of a new dating revolution people…. We’re back to old school courting! Hello virtual dates, sexting and swiping on fresh meat. We have the hot tips on making these surging mediums work for you. But BEWARE, thirsty exes are getting ready to pounce, and singles are waiting to swoop on your isolation breakups! And you won’t believe what laws NYC officials are laying down… out with orgies, in with masturbation! This week we come to you from Eliza’s house, as we study breathtaking doodles from 1.5m apart (it’s the most action her couch has seen in a while)! Plus MAFS star Poppy unleashes on misleading edits, evil trolls and a surprise wife swap…. What had her rocking in the foetal position? Thank god that show is over! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 47 min
    Sex, Singles and Swiping With Coronavirus

    Sex, Singles and Swiping With Coronavirus

    As Coronavirus pandemonium sweeps the globe, we look at the impact on sex, love and dating!
    Isolation boredom is seeing couples root like rabbits. But where has social distancing life left singles..... it’s time to get swipe happy people! What else will fill hours of quarantining I hear you cry? Sex dolls and masturbation may have something to do with it. Plus, the stats are in..... you’ll be shocked at what else is flying off the shelves (Hint: it’s a lot raunchier than toilet paper!) And we are OUTRAGED as we discover the latest trend on porn sites… hazmat suits are a turn on it seems🤔! We’ll deliver some hot tips on what bodily fluids to avoid, and hopefully give you a giggle in these tough times… stay safe out there unicorns!  For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 44 min
    Nude Hacks, Revenge Porn and Throbbers

    Nude Hacks, Revenge Porn and Throbbers

    Are you into sending sexy pics? Maybe a little boob here, or a bit of butt cheek there… Or are dick pics more your thing? It’s an episode of ups and downs this week…. We go from cheeky genitalia chat to revenge porn punishments. Carly gives her very experienced opinion on how to get the best shot, while Eliza decides vaginas are disgusting and makes the bold statement “penises are not yum” (whaaat?!). But be smart out there boys and girls, cos once you send a nude into the digital abyss, they never die! Don’t be a duffer and learn the hard way like many celebrities before us. And which MAFS cast member told Carly he doesn’t get out of bed for less than $5000 in the most awkward and floggy run-in of all time?! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 50 min
    MAFS Affairs, Revenge and Getting Caught With Your Pants Down

    MAFS Affairs, Revenge and Getting Caught With Your Pants Down

    How do you know if your partner’s cheating? In this digital world there’s far too many ways to be sneaky! But there’s also just as many ways to get caught! Social media allows us to connect with anyone anytime anywhere, but it can also leave a crime scene of evidence.
    If you’re doing the dirty, cover your tracks, cos temptation is high, but our suspicions are higher! In fact, your misses is probably hacking into your phone right now. Too far?So how do you catch a scumbag? We’ve got some doozy tricks and epic revenge stories to boot!
    You’ll also hear from our special guest, former MAFS bad boy Dean Wells.... the man who blazed the cheating trail, with the first ever attempted wife swap. He explains exactly how he orchestrated his affair (or how it was orchestrated for him).... and it’s a lot different to what we’re seeing this season! Plus Eliza’s friend helps her unicorn hunt in the strangest of settings! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 51 min
    Toothbrush Scandals, Cheating and Prostitutes

    Toothbrush Scandals, Cheating and Prostitutes

    Is cheating black and white, or are there many shades of grey? Cheating scandals are rife on our TV screens thanks to MAFS - which has us asking the question.... What actually constitutes cheating? Is it ever justifiable? Social media and dating apps have us all living on temptation island! Get ready for some biffo, as we go from rub and tugs to prostitute chat, sexless marriages and sordid affairs. And don’t get us started on Becky with the good hair (we got you Beyoncé)! But it’s not all punch ons, as we giggle through Eliza’s embarrassing run-in with the Hawthorn Football Club.... and Carly has one shot to pop the question!! 💍 For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
169 Ratings

169 Ratings

nailing life ,

Best for a laugh

Been listening for a while and love it and good relatable. Also love that when you write to them on insta they reply and have a chat with you. What great celebrities/ influencers :)

Jess12584258 ,

Loving

You girls make me LOL. Thanks for the laughs during this time, love it.

Cassielee91 ,

Absolute gold!!

This podcast is so relatable and funny! Definitely a favourite. Do yourself a favour ladies ✨✨

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