47 episodes

It's a bloody jungle out there.

Dating can SUCK.. and boy have we got some stories for you!

Join us, Carly Bowyer and Eliza Paschke as we tackle this dating journey together… to find out if the perfect match is actually out there - or if we’re searching for a mythical creature that doesn’t exist.

Follow us @findingaunicorn

Finding a Unicorn Carly Bowyer & Eliza Paschke

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.4 • 210 Ratings

It's a bloody jungle out there.

Dating can SUCK.. and boy have we got some stories for you!

Join us, Carly Bowyer and Eliza Paschke as we tackle this dating journey together… to find out if the perfect match is actually out there - or if we’re searching for a mythical creature that doesn’t exist.

Follow us @findingaunicorn

    Are You Whack In The Sack?

    Are You Whack In The Sack?

    Find out why Carly’s so triggered by this question, and get some great tips for being badass in the bedroom. Ain’t nobody got time for big talkers and pompous performers! We are delighted to learn about the “Mike Classic”, and bring him up to speed on starfishing. Eliza gets emotional over what’s hands down the greatest TV show ever created, plus we debate whether best friends should become lovers. And our brave listeners dish up some doozies for us this week….. we hear about pooping on partners and flogging dead horses!

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    • 41 min
    Enraged Rants & Power Bottoms With Samuel Levi

    Enraged Rants & Power Bottoms With Samuel Levi

    Our special guest NZ MAFS star Sam Levi is in the hot seat this week. He gives the goss on his blossoming romance with an Aussie MAFS man. Enjoy the clusterf*^k that is our breast milk taste challenge….. someone chunders!!
    Smutty subject alert, with butterflying, docking and mexican pancakes on the menu. Sam astonishes us with sexy secrets from the gay world, and boy is there a big nauseating no-no! Mike comes clean, admitting to being douched in Japan. And Eliza stands up for singles, in an enraged rant that’s not to be missed!

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    • 52 min
    Boob Juice and Booty Calls

    Boob Juice and Booty Calls

    This week we call Eliza out on her bizarre dating app age range preferences, before she goes head-to-head with a listener over her “ick” theory. Carly gives an exciting libido update….. we have pulsating vagina (PV) liftoff! Mike requests a taste of Carly’s breast milk (plus someone else who loves to chug on her golden jug juice). The show has a big booty call dilemma…. is it faux pas to f*#k mates? How to pick up on keenness cues, and magnificent news as an unlucky-in-love listener finds his unicorn!

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    • 55 min
    Libido and Love In The Limelight

    Libido and Love In The Limelight

    We’ve got a real mixed bag for you this week. Carly kicks off her libido challenge, Mike demands a follower-off, and there’s a heated dork debate! Pat from MAFS returns with more reality TV madness. Where are they now and what does he regret?
    We blow the Beck reunion scandal wide open….. was her secret kiss a setup? Carly has some interesting intel of her own that shocks us all.
    We also talk about the toll that trolling has taken on some of Pat’s cast-mates, and issue a warning for anyone wanting to find love in the limelight. Then to finish off, the boys tackle listener questions with surprising results!

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    • 37 min
    Prone Bones and Pat from MAFS

    Prone Bones and Pat from MAFS

    Our special guest Pat from MAFS gets a lot more than he bargained for when he stops by this week. Carly introduces us to Prone Boning…. it’s an awkward sex positions conversation that leaves us blushing! We put Pat in the firing line and froth over behind-the-scenes reunion and dinner party secrets. His amazing post show transformation has us gobsmacked, and there’s lots of laughs as we relive the memorable feet clapping moments. Plus, how to poop when you have no privacy! Pat’s love story is one for the ages, and we’re here for it. But brace yourselves for the fisticuffs still to come!

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    • 37 min
    The Joys of Genitalia

    The Joys of Genitalia

    We find ourselves delving into the wonderful world of front and back bottoms on this episode. First we relive the rollercoaster that was Carly giving birth. There’s mucus plugs, gushing and underwear sniffing. Radio Mike opens up about narrowly avoiding a dump DISASTER at his girlfriend’s house. We try and get to the bottom of that age old question..... can you have sex when you need to poop? And much to Eliza’s discomfort, queefing is back. All the fun of a fart without the smell (we’re told)!

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    • 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
210 Ratings

210 Ratings

Jaystar369 ,

Great show but

Great show but that guy on the show sounds like he is straight out of kindergarten

shahiw ,

Looooooove

These girls speak to me! All my single girlfriends listen to this podcast and love how relatable it is.

magicword21 ,

The girls are back with the laughs

Good to have you back ladies I have missed all the laughs thanks for brightening up my morning I couldn’t stop laughing with the Fanny farts the best podcast ever I give it 10 stars

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