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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast Goblet Of Wine

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    • 4.8 • 34 Ratings

Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

    JAMES CORDEN TRIGGER WARNING!!! Ep 131 - Deathly Hallows 14: Gregg 2 Electric Boogaloo

    JAMES CORDEN TRIGGER WARNING!!! Ep 131 - Deathly Hallows 14: Gregg 2 Electric Boogaloo

    SUP! Join us chatting about chapter 14 of Deathly Hallows, Beetlejuice, Go Ape, Greggs, and how terrifying cows are.

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    • 1 hr 36 min
    Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local

    Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local

    Ola! We're drinking Lambrini (classy) and chatting about a heist that didn't need to happen, and crying over steak & kidney pie.

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    • 1 hr 40 min
    Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc

    Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc

    Oh he thicccc. Join us discussing chapter 11 and taking various shots for all the deaths we've missed so far. We chat about ron being gr8, magical patriarchy, warewolf babies and most importantly - whether we're a rat or a frog.

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    • 1 hr 27 min
    Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It

    Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It

    'ello, enjoy a Todd heavy episode. Whilst Todd cruises around us, we discuss Harry having a shit day, Hermione's menstrual products, and teenage bedrooms.

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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Ep 127 - Deathly Hallows 8 & 9: YMC(GAY)

    Ep 127 - Deathly Hallows 8 & 9: YMC(GAY)

    YYYYYMMCAAAAA!

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    • 1 hr 52 min
    Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee

    Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee

    We can't do maths. We realise it's 6. Please don't tweet us.

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    • 1 hr 52 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
34 Ratings

34 Ratings

Becke Gee ,

Thankyou from Australia!

I’m Australian and started listening to your podcast to learn an English accent, and now I’m five books in and I can’t stop listening! I haven’t read the books for a little while after You Know Who revealed herself to be The Worst, and I’d missed how important they are to me. You help bring back the joy that she has destroyed for so many people, and I’m so grateful for that. Also thanks for the accents, it’s been really helpful! Never stop having fun and being yourselves.
Becke, from Sydney Australia

audipandigo ,

Norfolk

Your podcast is incredible. I find myself literally by being able to breathe from laughter and also pondering all the ideas that a really hadn’t thought about in Harry Potter. You guys are great!!

PS-
Rey - Slytherin (she’s hitting on the bad guy)

Aladdin - Slytherin (thief)

Captain Marvel - Griffindor (idk superhero)

Sherlock Holmes - Ravenclaw (detective)

PkHoney ,

Missandry mistaken

As a man, I would just like to clarify that I have experienced no hatred specifically directed at me as I am not a garbage human being. If the reviewer felt so strongly that he was being singled out, perhaps some self reflection would benefit him greatly. If your intention was in fact to offend me, a man, you will have to try harder, because this gay is in love.I absolutely adore the hot mess that is this podcast. If the three dreams I have had about you guys mean anything, I know we would all be best friends, but Charlie would probably get annoyed with me on more than one occasion. As an Australian, I greatly enjoy the gentle United States-related ribbing. And I guess the Harry Potter discussions are alright too. Keep doing you xx

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