22 episodes
Hook Cooks Shane Vincent, Conor Woods, Jack McColl, Mitch Stevenson
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5.0 • 2 Ratings
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Dubbed 'The spiritual successor to Will it Blend?' by some, and 'Definitely a podcast' by others, the Hook Cooks take a random prompt every episode and blind-bake it into a story, a world, an adventure, and a whole lot of fun. Each meal is paired with a side-salad and plated up in a dizzying and dramatic radio-play. Send us your prompts, listen in, and steal as many ideas as you like!
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Sage Rage
They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev
'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe
'The Wait' by Daniel H
'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson
'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl
'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductions
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Smiling Flood
Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli
'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music
'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
'Dukkha' by Secession Studios
'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Tweed Assist
Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.
Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat
'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios
'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video
'Championship' - Music For Video Library
'Filaments' - Scott Buckley
'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music
'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic
'Memories' - Eunoia
'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. Helland
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Liminal Slug
Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios
'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher
'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio
'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli
'The Wizard' - Infinita08
'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios
'Eternity' - Whitesand
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Big Lost
"And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!"
Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My Discontent
Franz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-Fantasy
Pan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding Main
Pan-harmonic Music Society - Set Sail
Paul Winter - Famous Pirate
Sound effects sourced from freesound.org
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The Universal Twisty
For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)
["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]
Music from freesound.org
Badwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"
Sound effects sourced from freesound.org
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Customer Reviews
Unexpectedly Hilarious
I have zero interest in worldbuilding, but maximum interest in listening to these boys podcast. I hesitantly tuned in, not knowing what to expect, and was thrilled to find myself chuckling along. 10/10, unexpectedly hilarious.