I Am The Cute One Cloud10

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This week’s episode is about… Christ if we know, Cuties. Part “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” recap, part cry for help in honor of Donny’s health; Donny and Chelsea cover it all. They discuss drag brunches, hot dog water, themed restaurants, Chelsea’s memory play, the foods least likely to give you scurvy, and …The Twits (whatever that is). If Donny is dead by the time you listen to this, please still subscribe to the Patreon, you butch.
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In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off casting, a Spice Girls reunion, and Candace Cameron’s brush with death, Chelsea and Donny discuss the hottest of topics: torn up a******s, vomit marathons, bonobo sex, and internet haters. And that’s all in the first five minutes. They then dissect Taylor’s new album, The Tortured Poets Department, and break down Kim Kardashian and Tori Spelling news… before fighting about Emma Watson’s accent. Again! (This episode description was written by Stephanie Sanchez.)
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Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their first attempt at a book club. The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and Chelsea and Donny are covering the book Chelsea hasn't been able to shut up about - Judy Blume's "Forever." The two discuss the delicacies of The Melting Pot, the perks of horse girls, annoying teenagers, and... Ralph (not the Mouse on the Motorcycle.) Then, Chelsea shares (one of) her most embarrassing date stories. Also, Donny doesn't know how to read (not in a Lea Michele way).
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On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department, Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so many pop culture hot topics to discuss, the Cute Ones decide to.... talk about books they’ve been reading. Chelsea breaks down Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR), and Donny shares behind the scenes of Golden Girls, Lindsay Lohan’s Daddy, and Roseanne from Stan Zimmerman’s The Girls: From Golden to Gilmore. Chelsea educates on how fairies f*ck, shares her thoughts on immortality, and tests Donny’s riddle skills. Also, if Donny had you in blocked prison, you’re free; let’s see for how long.
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Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American Girl doll owners. This isn’t Texas Road House, so Donny’ isn’t spitting on the floor, but don’t worry - Chelsea has Mike Meyers trivia.GET A LIFE!
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You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up from his espresso martini high last week. In a week that brought us Julie Chrisley's radiator chicken casserole, Missy Elliott's tour announcement with Busta Rhymes, Timbaland, and Ciara, news of a new Bridget Jones movie, and Christina Applegate's Real Housewives of Potomac opinions, the Cute Ones dive into Noah Cyrus liking Liam Hemsworth's thirst trap and Jax and Brittany separating before brainstorming new tattoo ideas and divorce announcements. Also, Chelsea is still "half way through" ACOTAR. What should Chelsea and Donny's first public feud be about?
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