182 episodes
Middle Children Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns
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4.9 • 10 Ratings
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Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
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Between Not So fun Hookups and Having No Clothes For The Summer
Jessie made it to the studio after a not so great one night stand. Chris is dreading going out in the heat with summer right around the corner. Later, the QVC segment returns to sell you some beautiful things that you don't need.
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Between Yelling At The Cool Kids and Two Convicts With A Podcast
Chris thinks the next generation is too coddled to ever be funny. Jessie thinks Katherine Heigl got a bad rap. We've also got a new improv segment from the world podcasting that is guaranteed to make you subscribe to the Middle Children Patreon.
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Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life
On this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very high. Whoa, man.
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Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters
Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille.
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Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville
Jessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world!
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Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup
After a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny.
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Customer Reviews
Constantly laughing
I friggin love Chris and Jessie! They always show off their improv skills and it leaves me in laugh tears every time. I especially love the way they riff off each other. And if you can’t get enough like me, they have a Patreon with more episodes 😍 may they one day be hired by Hallmark and swept off their feet by 6”2, 6”3 men 💓
I love this... for you. And me. And everyone.
These two make me laugh so much! This is my favourite new thing to listen to when I need a pick-me-up, which lets face it, is all the time. Their stories are hilarious and the hallmark movie of the week is an actual work of genius. Someone please sponsor them!
Light hearted laughs
These episodes have me laughing out loud regularly! I highly recommend this podcast to anyone looking for an escape from the seriousness of life! Do yourself a favour and listen!