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Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.

Miserable Retail Slav‪e‬ Miserable Retail Slave

    • Improv

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.

    AWOL Sports

    AWOL Sports

    This is a weird episode. Just a warning. We bring our B- game this time!
     
    Shark vs Bear: which is deadlier?/ a different strain of bear/ lockdown traffic was the best traffic/ the legend of Two-Shot Tommy/ toe shot/ sports dads/ coaches/ post up/ shooting your shot/ Basketball is deceitful/ athletic Tommy/ no good with organized sports/ what is fun?/ car accidents/ there’s alligators in Oklahoma/ we dissect Sam Hunt’s song, “Body Like a Back Road”/ romance novel trash/ Sam Hunt’s discography/ Tommy’s goal is to make 25K/ Randy tells a joke/ Norm Macdonald/ ‘90s SNL
     
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    Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
 
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    Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
 
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
     
    Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

    • 1 hr
    DJ Wingman

    DJ Wingman

    A cynical optimist/ a nail polish mishap/ The worst break up line ever/ poison control/ scarring kids for life/ Dads live for shoveling/ Tommy talks about Marc Maron/ I have a trauma too/ poison control is still a thing/ that one time Tommy drank kerosene/ poison control blogs/ The Reese’s Pieces Debacle/ mouthbreathing/ Tommy had a great day/ The Dalai Llama/ early bedtimes/ Tommy’s career as a wedding dj/ ruining a wedding/ ruining a club/ Bam, Bam, Bam/ social media writer/ The Heights/ my chest/ old and bloated/ nostalgia and old Wayne’s World/ Keanu Reeves and Knock Knock/ looking like an uncle/ never been cool/ Matthew mcconaughey is annoying?/ The metamorphosis/ Tom Coe is the reason Tommy is a comedian
     
    Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com
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    Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
 
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
 

    You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:
 
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    Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
 
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
    ommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
     
     

    • 1 hr 20 min
    Spuds Mackenzie, Dean of Partyology (The HUT)

    Spuds Mackenzie, Dean of Partyology (The HUT)

    It's the second installment of the History of Unimportant Things. This time, it's the history of Bud Light mascot, Spuds Mackenzie.
    Names/ beer mascots/ that first sip/ beer is a pain that you inflict on yourself/ Dean of Partyology/ the origin of Spuds Mackenzie/ Senior Party Consultant/ Spuds as a sex symbol/ ayatollah partyollah/ Spudstitutes/ 80s pop culture icons/ the image of Spuds Mackenzie/ Spuds was a man/ The Myth of Spuds/ The Andy Kaufman of Dogs/ the death rumors of Spuds/ Spuds gender/ Honey Tree Evil Eye/ the end of Spuds/ Spuds and Sir Mix-a-Lot
    Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com
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    Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
 
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
 

    You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:
 
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    Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
 
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
    Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

    • 39 min
    Chattahooligans

    Chattahooligans

    Song of the Hermit Crab II/ Getting bullied and wicked wedgies/ Porker/ All animals want territory/ more Hermit Crab facts/ America’s Next Top Crab/ Never disturb Hermit crabs during the day/ greatness is not my calling just painful mediocrity/ comedian Will Green joins the show/ Will Green’s School for Wayward Youth/ Will defeats Tommy in a contest/ did you ever see Stephen King in Maine?/ Fourway/ distractions in comedy clubs/ Penis Philbin/ owning a food truck/ Foodhub/ Alan Jackson’s Chattahoochee and Will Green’s bit about it/ The trash can story/ the writing process/ Praising Mike Birbiglia/ Tommy stole Will’s joke about the Bernie Sanders meme/ an Alan Jackson fan group/ country comedians
     
     
    
Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com
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Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast
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    Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
 
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
 

    You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:
 
If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:
 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

    Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave
    If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:
 
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    Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
 
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
    Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

    • 1 hr 19 min
    I Was An 8 Year Old Anarchist

    I Was An 8 Year Old Anarchist

    Randy’s respect for authority/ the police/ shenanigans at a Seven Mary Three concert/ I was an 8-year old anarchist/ The Hulk Hogans vs The Ultimate Warriors/ the middle finger/ “Do you know we’re able to see Uranus next week?”/The why is the universe so weird?/ What’s weirder space or the deep sea?/ Tripping Octopi/ The Wallflowers of the Sea/ The Orange Man/ Two Sentence Scary Stories
    Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

    
Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com
    "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!
 
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    Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!

    
Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast
    Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave
    Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
 
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
 

    You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:
 
If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:
 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

    Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave
    If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:
 
http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss
    Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
 
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
    Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
     

    • 36 min
    High Marked Bulls

    High Marked Bulls

     
    This is a 2-part episode! Part 2 will be released later this week. Get thrilled.
     
    Why do you talk?/ small talk/ Small talk is the junk food of conversation/ word pox/ Turn up the fun blues/ CRAB CHEESE/ Ghetto Gouda/ small talk is a straightjacket/ Why do they make public restrooms like caves?/ Tommy’s excited to be going back on the road doing all the comedy again/ Tommy’s begging for black market vaccines/ Randy learns about PBR (professional bull riding)!/ We want to interview AEW wrestler, Jungle Boy/ A GQ article on Zendaya, plus the price of clothes/ The new Match dot com commercial with Satan/ There’s a Chevy Chase, Maryland/ Border Raid/Fakesbook/ Tommy is not a prolific TikTok filmmaker/ Tommy watched Fargo/ Tommy needs new tattoos/ happy birthday to Jonathan Davis of Korn, LL Cool J, Howard Stern/ that TRL/ we found Jennifer Love-Hewitt/ “Driver’s License” song/ Luke Combs/ Bodies By Tommy
    Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

    
Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com
    "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!
 
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    Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!

    
Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast
    Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave
    Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
 
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
 

    You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:
 
If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:
 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

    Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave
    If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:
 
http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss
    Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
 
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

    Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
     

    • 1 hr 1 min

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