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The time has come! We have arrived! Step inside ladies and gentleman! Pour yourself a drink, take a seat, and settle down to watch and/or discuss a movie with two average guys...who, rest assured, almost never know what they are talking about. Yet another in the long line of film podcasts, we hope that we can entertain you with our boozy delusions and snarky commentary on some of cinema's greatest treasures and most spectacular flops.

Nightcaps at the Theater Matt Cabrera, Jonathan Kwiatkowski & Mark Zebro Jr.

    • TV & Film

The time has come! We have arrived! Step inside ladies and gentleman! Pour yourself a drink, take a seat, and settle down to watch and/or discuss a movie with two average guys...who, rest assured, almost never know what they are talking about. Yet another in the long line of film podcasts, we hope that we can entertain you with our boozy delusions and snarky commentary on some of cinema's greatest treasures and most spectacular flops.

    Amuse Bouche: May 30th 2020

    Amuse Bouche: May 30th 2020

    “Amuse-Bouche” – May 30th, 2020
    Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Nightcaps at the Theater, sponsored Amuse-Bouche segment, where we are all the man who snuck into an AMC Theater to live out their intimate quarantine dreams. We do this podcast…for comedy, first and foremost…no relation to Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors” album. We hope you join us with your animal heads, from your Casas De Papel, onCHROMATICA…. there we think we got every reference, please enjoy!
    The Microwave giveth and taketh away. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Give us a godman doughnut and if you need a womb, we got one right here! “Don’t Just Stare at Me…Go!”
    Tonight, on the Marquee:
    Shut Up Weeb! – She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story, Dorohedoro, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
    T.V. Court – La Casa Del Papel/Money Heist, Community, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley 2, To Tell the Truth, Celebrity: Family Feud, Match Game, Press Your Luck, The Wall, America’s Got Talent, The Masked Singer, What We Do In the Shadows, The Big Flower Fight, We’re Here, RPDR/RPCDR, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Killing Eve, The Great, The Gallery, and Space Force.
    Movie Phone – Hannah Gatsby’s Douglas, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. The Reverend, Ghost Stories, Waiting Women, Hercules, Moana, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Love Birds, Hot Rod, and The Hustle.
    Troddin the Boards – Measure for Measure.
    Disc Jockeys – Petals for Armor, The 1975 Notes on a Conditional Form, Daoi Freyer’s “Think About Things”, Show Pony, and Chromatica
    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
    Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

    • 2 hrs 13 min
    Episode 60: Looney Tunes:Back in Action

    Episode 60: Looney Tunes:Back in Action

     
    Nightcaps at the Theater says that …that …that… that’s all folks with Looney Tunes: Back in Action! Our Netflix and Quarantine special continues with the energetic, frantic “spy” movie starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…along with Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman…who…um…well…she’s in this too! All we can say is a few crucial tips. 1. “We coulda been watching Space Jam instead?” WTF! 2. Sell all our Warner Brother Stock…. 3. We got a hot tip; Nightcaps is a about to Die! And 4. Manje A Joe’s…Trust us, you’ll understand after listening.
    If you want to follow us just look into Area 52…of course we mean search at Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Sufferin Succotash thanks for supporting  our humble little podcast.
    Tonight, on the Marquee:
    A Long Stretch for a Shrek Reference…. it’s gotta be Looney Tunes: Back in Action.
    Brendan Fraser at Third Billing…
    The “Anti-Space Jam” according to Mark.
    The Looney Tunes
    Bugs F*&ks./ F#$k the Duck.
    Starring Heather Locklear for no F^&king Reason.
    Connection to Invasion of the Body Snatchers
    Instant Paree Transition.
    Granny on an Elephant/Tweety’s Kunta Kinte’s Backstory.
    Michael Jordan edited in from Space Jam. He and the Chairman Didn’t Do Anything.
    Low Budget Odie.
    Throwing a Beak? WTF!?!
     
    “This is Not Worth It…” Matt Cabrera on the Podcast.
    “Give the Boot to Groot.”
    “Inspiring Furries Everywhere.”  
    Elmer Fudd’s Alcoholism … These Toons Weren’t Drinkin.
    Daffy vs. Donald. The Joe Dante Regulars.
    I Do Not Like Steve Martin…I Agree with My Mother” – Jonathan’s Creedo.
    “You’re Spoiling the Movie” – Our Podcast in A Nutshell.
    “Bugs is really Emoting.”
    “Gotta Pwese Our Dwark Mwasters.” – Elmer Fudd. Clearly Evil.
    “Not My Looney Tunes./I Discovered My Roots!”
    Looney Tunes= Kylo Ren.
    “Save Us Quibi!”
    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
    Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

    • 1 hr 39 min
    Amuse Bouche: May 9th 2020

    Amuse Bouche: May 9th 2020

    “Amuse-Bouche” – May 9th 2020
    Welcome to the most “meh”… I mean “chill” episode of Nightcaps at the Theater with another Amuse Bouche pop culture party! Tune into the Spice Channel, aka our podcast where topics tonight include: Frankenstein birthing techniques, Joe Pesci impressions, making “Whoopi” and more …. we’re so sorry! Thank you for listening,
    It’s too late fans, Gerard Butler says you are past the point of “No Return!” Since there’s no other place to go, remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More!
    Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Shivering Truth, and Ghost Stories
    T.V. Court – Community, La Casa De Papel/Money Heist, The Mandalorian, The Gallery, RuPaul’s Drag Race/Celebrity Drag Race/All Stars Season 5, We’re Here, Hollywood, Nadiya’s Time to Feast, Killing Eve, West World, and What We Do in the Shadows,
    Movie Phone – Show Boat, Destry Rides Again, and Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
    Troddin the Boards – Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, and Help! I’m Stuck with Cole Escola.
    Disc Jockeys – Car Seat Headrest’s A Door Less Closed, Fionna Apple, Grimes, Leontyne Price, Kim Petra’s Malibu, Chromatica
    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
    Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

    • 1 hr 24 min
    Episode 59: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    Episode 59: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

     
    We are Nightcaps at the Theater and we are here to watch movies, podcast and stuff! Hello again, friend of a friend, tonight get out your guitars and your Game Boys because we are watching 2010’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World during our Social Netflixing Marathon. Don’t mind Jonathan butchering Brayan Lee O Malley’s name for the next two hours…we are obviously passionate about the film.  Are you in “Lesbians” with us? If not, you are about to be. How many Matthews have you dated? That’s not so bad…
    Does Bread make you Fat? Yes…but you know what doesn’t rating, reviewing, and subscribing to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and more! Not that that is a bad thing, we would love to play Pacu - Pacu Man with you, no matter what.  
    Tonight, on the Marquee:
    Did you hear? Scott Pilgrim and Mark are dating a high schooler in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!
    Currently #175 in Japan!
    Genius = Matt Working on Bits.
    Michael Cera’s Body Count…a Baby Giraffe,
    Social Distancing Arcades.
    MEW Cinematography.
    Knives is a Gem.
    Amazon Geeky not “Techy.”
    r/Matt SubReddit.
    Foot For Quentin.
    Boss/Bass Battle.
    Fiona Not Ramona.
     
    “Woody Allen Impressions.”  
    “Who’s Pegging?” – Mark is Asking.
    “From Fart to Star!” – Matt as Casting Agent.
    “I gotta pee om her.”
    “Matt’s never seen Sesame Street?”
    Fun Bar Tricks.
    Exploding int Loose Change.
    “She’s Like A Mood Ring.”
    “That’s “Mayonegg?”
     
    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
    Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

    • 2 hrs 9 min
    Amuse Bouche: April 25th 2020

    Amuse Bouche: April 25th 2020

     
    Another Week, Another Amuse-Bouche Segment Sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. We watch pop culture so you don’t have to…but then again, isn’t it the only thing keeping us alive? Join us as one of oue smiling friends as Mark recaps the entirety of the Spy Kids franchise. What a World? In this episode you can expect a “Young Childish Gambino”, Improv Comedy, 10,000 hours of Drag Race and more. Its so Baaaaaaad, it’s good! What is “celebrity?” You’ll have to listen to find out!
    Who’s on first? Whorehouses don’t Sound Depressing. Unfortunately, we aren’t in 3-D. At All! Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and Spotify!
    Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Smiling Friends, & The Midnight Gospel.  
    T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Community, Tiger King, Middleditch & Schwartz, The Outsider, Killing Eve, WestWorld, What We Do In The Shadows, RuPaul’s Drag Race Celebrity: Drag Race, Dragnificent!, We’re Here, & Anne with An “E.”
    Movie Phone – Finding Dory, Cinderella (1950), Sleeping Beauty (1959), McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Cries and Whispers, The Stepford Wives (1975), Onward, Spy Kids, Spy Kids: 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids: 3-D: Game Over, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World & The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D.
    Troddin the Boards – Beowulf.  
    Disc Jockeys – Chromatica, Laura Marling, Wes Tank. And Fiona Apple: Fetch the Bolt Cutters.
    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
    Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

    • 1 hr 37 min
    Episode 58: Lars and the Real Girl

    Episode 58: Lars and the Real Girl

     
    We wanna know what love is! This week’s Nightcaps at the Theater analyzes the quirky romantic joint, Lars and the Real Girl. Could it be a serial killer’s notion, or is this true love?  This movie is not as weird as it seems, join as we discuss relationships, Real Dolls, and the attitude of sincerity.  Shed you layers and accept your true feelings. Accept who you are who you choose to love! We here at Nightcaps, don’t ever judge.
    Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Hangout at our tree-house. L is for the listens you give the pod. O is for the only ones for us. V is very, very extraordinary. E is for Every Real Doll you enjoy!   
    Tonight, on the Marquee:
    Mark is a fan of any Movie, Will he Be a Fan of Lars and the Real Girl?
    Going Against Our Own Theme.
    Ryan Gosling’s Introverted Nature.
    Gosling Turkey Neck.
    Surfs Up Tremors.
    Ed Gein Vibes.
    Bianca as A Pillar of Community.
    Margot’s Stupid Donkey Vest!
    What Kinda Chip Man Are You?”
    Let Bianca Do What She Want!
    A First Kiss. In Two Takes.
    Attendance at the Nightcaps
     
    “Her vs. Lars and the Real Girl.”
    “Sigh…Snow…”
     “The Awkward Romance Movies” – A Nightcaps Tradition.
     “Bored or Drunk Bianca?”
    “Tackled by a Pregnant Emily Mortimer.”
    “Who Want’s Salad?”
    “Might have a Cabbage Patch Doll.”
    “Sweet Tart the Mayor.”
    “Baby Parallels.”
     
    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
    Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

    • 1 hr 18 min

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