24 episodes

A safe space for enneagram fanatics and a really dumb idea for a podcast.

We can't stop talking about the enneagram, so we made a podcast to get it all out of our system.

Every week, Richard Clark and Bethany Perkins are joined by a fellow fanatic to talk about how bad their obsession has gotten, type people and things, and just generally talk about the enneagram without restraint or chill.

No Chill Enneagram Richard Clark and Bethany Perk

    • Christianity

A safe space for enneagram fanatics and a really dumb idea for a podcast.

We can't stop talking about the enneagram, so we made a podcast to get it all out of our system.

Every week, Richard Clark and Bethany Perkins are joined by a fellow fanatic to talk about how bad their obsession has gotten, type people and things, and just generally talk about the enneagram without restraint or chill.

    9: MY WISDOM IS A SNEAK ATTACK!!!!

    9: MY WISDOM IS A SNEAK ATTACK!!!!

    Maybe you know Beth McCord as Beth McCord, or maybe you know her as YOUR ENNEAGRAM COACH, the one on Instagram gettin’ all up in your brain. This episode, we pick her brain about:

    Stress numbers, HOW DO THOSE WORK!!

    Enneagram Blind Spots!!

    See the Enneagram 9 SNEAK ATTACK in action!!

    Let’s say coaches were coaching a team made up of one single number, what is the optimal way they should coach? PRACTICAL!!

    ALSO: Beth waltzes onto our podcast and savages Richard, just roasts him completely, you’ll never see him the same way again. He’s burned up and gone now.

    For more Beth McCord Brain Dumping, or for the Marriage Story enneagram talk we mentioned in this episode, check out our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast




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    • 52 min
    WE'RE BACK, AND WE’RE THIRSTY!!!

    WE'RE BACK, AND WE’RE THIRSTY!!!

    Look, everyone knows a person cannot survive on bread alone. They also need money to buy that bread. And depending on their type, they also need water, or coffee, or Fruity Sweet Juice (TM).  

    On this BONUS edition of No Chill Enneagram, Bethany and Richard reunite to discuss the future of No Chill Enneagram and rundown the ideal drink for each type.  

    Want continued access to these kinds of bonus episodes, AND to support our show and ensure it's ongoing success??? Ratings and reviews are so two-thousand and late. Here's a link to our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast


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    • 20 min
    FINALE PT 2: WE'RE ALONE WITH ALL OUR DOUBTS AND FEARS!!!

    FINALE PT 2: WE'RE ALONE WITH ALL OUR DOUBTS AND FEARS!!!

    Don’t cry little buddy. Sure, No Chill Enneagram is going away for a while, but it’s not like there aren’t 463 other enneagram podcasts out there for you to peruse. You’ll be just fine, we’re sure of it.

    Sometimes, though, we’re not fine. Not in the least. And we want to be honest about that - in a funny way? So for the last half of the finale we dimmed the lights, eschewed the guests, and had some real-talk about our lives, our hopes, our dreams, and the various ways we make ourselves miserable. Also we type like 7 million reviews, because we made a promise.

    Bethany will miss helping you guys. Richard will miss being known by you. Both of them will miss making a show with each other. We’re not going to beat around the bush here. Bethany and Richard are sad about this.

    BUT - the next season of No Chill Enneagram will be here before you know it, like a budding rose on a bright summer day, which i dunno if that’s a real thing but they are nice words that I strung together.

    Anyway. Watch this space. Next season you’ll have a role to play beyond giving us stars so we type you.

    In the meantime, take the time to seek out some other podcasts, like: The MillEnneagram for Idiots and Coffee Journey (Typology). We hear it’s ok.

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Finale Pt 1: THIS WAS NOT A DUMB IDEA FOR A PODCAST!!

    Finale Pt 1: THIS WAS NOT A DUMB IDEA FOR A PODCAST!!

    The Enneapocalypse has begun. It's the final count-down before we rebuild again for season 2.

    It's the end of the NCE world as we know it, at least for now, and we feel fine. Or at least, we'd like to convince ourselves we do. In reality, we're freaking out a little bit, not the least of which because we still have something like a MILLION reviews to type in one single season finale.

    ALSO: we need to catch up with all of our new friends we've made this season! So we spend time talking to our own artist extraordinaire Matt Metcalf, and our podcast frenemies from The Enneacast, Jesse Eubanks and Samantha Stevenson.

    OH AND DON'T FORGET: We need to give one more F-U to the enneathought, because come on guys, you're just messing with us aren't you

    Augh, and we wanted to have all these deep convos about what we've learned and and and and... ok well we'll just have to save the rest for part two.

    We're not ready to let go quite yet, so enjoy part one of an epic sign-off.

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    • 1 hr 16 min
    9: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS BUT THEY ARE A SECRET!!

    9: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS BUT THEY ARE A SECRET!!

    Maybe you’ve heard of Sleeping At Last. He’s kind of a big deal, and HE HAS A NAME THANK YOU VERY MUCH. It’s Ryan.

    Anyway, Ryan was relieved to find out our show is not very serious, so we cornered him and forced him to rail against the Transformers movies, which he absolutely did not do to an adequate degree.

    STILL: There’s a lot of fun stuff in this episode, like a deep conversation about what it’s like to be a successful, artistic, productive nine, and what it feels like to have your songs featured on, like, a billion episodes of Grey’s Anatomy.

    ALSO: We know you’re anxious to hear Ryan’s song about 8s, so we gave him a little help and wrote the lyrics for him. He was astounded by our artistic prowess.

    Listen to this episode, then go listen to Sleeping At Last some more, then come back and listen to this episode again, then go listen to Sleeping At Last one more time, then listen to your mother on the phone, she misses you, then listen to this podcast again.

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    • 1 hr 12 min
    8: I'M PISSED, SOMEONE GET ME A PUPPY!!!!

    8: I'M PISSED, SOMEONE GET ME A PUPPY!!!!

    If you know who Chris Heuertz is, you are the right amount of obsessed with the enneagram. You will also be shocked to hear that he voluntarily guested on No Chill Enneagram. We can't explain it either. The enneagram works in mysterious ways.

    When you have someone as wise as Heuertz, you ask the important questions like "The enneagram is so hot right now, how annoying is that??" and "How can we become enneagram experts, in like the next 5 minutes, and could you get us a certificate or something?"

    PLUS: Chris explains why the number we ranked lowest in our first episode (so sorry) gets a bad rap.

    AND: We give Chris the opportunity to take over the show. Does he embrace unchecked power? Let's find out together...

    YOU WON'T BELIEVE: Chris types reviews with us, and masterfully so. Oh, and he says enneagram slang can happen, so that settles that.

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    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

Mish83 ,

I’m not crazy...

The only podcast where I end up laughing out loud. And people look at me like a crazy person. And I’m like “I’m not crazy, but I am a three, and I’m just about to do this really awesome thing right now, and it’s all thanks to this podcast I’m listening too - ‘No Chill Enneagram’ - so y’all go subscribe”.

Love you guys. Keep bringing the LOLs *applause*

kathrzn ,

Good stuff

Laughed out loud like five different times (I’m an 8 so you know it’s not bs)

Btw you guys are seriously delusional about what the experience of 8s is like- but keep on envying me - it’s a great “non resourceful” response to others 🤣 (at least its better than just hating which is what most people’s “non resourceful” response tends to be)

redshoes7 ,

Enneagramtastic

A semi-serious exploration of all things Enneagram. The hosts are super funny. Their laughter is contagious. This is the podcast I didn’t know I needed. I’m secretly hoping the ennea slang takes off. But if it doesn’t, that’s ok.

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