16 episodes

Not My Patient is a raw, funny and sometimes shocking look into the world of three long serving Registered Nurses. Stories from the front lines of the public health system that give the listener a true insight into what it means to be a Nurse.

Not My Patient Florence, Jay and The G

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 25 Ratings

Not My Patient is a raw, funny and sometimes shocking look into the world of three long serving Registered Nurses. Stories from the front lines of the public health system that give the listener a true insight into what it means to be a Nurse.

    S2 Ep6 Hidden Treasures UNCUT

    S2 Ep6 Hidden Treasures UNCUT

    This is one of our favourite Eps from season one. Due to popular demand, we have decided to release an UNCUT version. Hold on tight, this will have you belly laughing!

    • 33 min
    S2 Ep5 Started, farted, slipped and fell.

    S2 Ep5 Started, farted, slipped and fell.

    Today we are chatting about sounds. The noises we love to hear and the noises we don't want to hear! Please keep the stories coming! We'll send you a shitty, budget coffee mug if you make the cut.
    notmypatientpod@gmail.com

    • 26 min
    S2 Ep4 The quick and the really dead!

    S2 Ep4 The quick and the really dead!

    We are having a chat about dead people! The only way we navigate this topic is with humour......of course x

    • 28 min
    S2 Ep3 Footloose but not so fancy

    S2 Ep3 Footloose but not so fancy

    So The G has recovered from syphilis and the band is back together. We're talking about feet and limbs in general in this episode. We are looking for guest speakers. Please send us your stories to notmypatientpod@gmail.com . Point form is fine. This is an anonymous space..... "a safe space to talk about hard things", thanks Dr Phil for that quote!

    • 36 min
    S2 Ep2 Fight Club

    S2 Ep2 Fight Club

    Fight Club..... Flo and Jay cut loose (again), minus The G. Apparently she has syphilis!!

    • 33 min
    S2 Ep1 A Room with a Spew.

    S2 Ep1 A Room with a Spew.

    Spew!!! The perfect topic to start off series 2. Spew, chunder, chuck, technicolour burp, emesis... whatever you want to call, spew is not our friend!
    Please flick us an email if you want to know more about spew, or any other topic for that matter notmypatientpod@gmail.com
    Also we welcome our first sponser, Shelter Brewing Co. Please check them out at:
    shelterbrewing.com.au

    • 32 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
25 Ratings

25 Ratings

Give me five minutes ,

Started farted tripped and fell

Still laughing! Not sure if I’m laughing at the stories or you guys losing it laughing at your own story, either way I got some weird looks while out walking with my dog! Brought back some delightful images of patient’s exploration into their orifices, eye blistering images on X-ray, where the anatomy of the lower rectum is sorely tested!! Whatever blows your hair back! Can’t wait for the next episode 🤣🤣🤣

Welshbird101 ,

Grey matter

Love love love this episode, so true in every aspect 😎

Jendeman ,

VERY funny!

Finally… a completely unfiltered nursing podcast. Thanks for the LOL’s!!!

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