Please Explain The Inconsolables

Elden Ring got a new gameplay preview.
None of the other news really matters, does it?
News:
| Elden Ring Gameplay | Netflix Launches Game Streaming | Blizzard's First Female Co-head Steps Down |
Naughty Corner:
| Turkish Government Investigating Twitch for Money Laundering | EA Wants NFTs | PGA Tour Delayed | Avengers Removing XP Boosters, Finally Considered a Disappointment by Execs | Squid Games Makes Streamer's Life Difficult | eFootball Update |
Why is this a thing?
| Chris Pratt Voicing Garfield, Not Voicing Dante | Apology for not Announcing a Thing Inadvertently Announces That Thing | Kasparov is a Hearthstone Pro | Pauline |
INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |
ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |
MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |
PAUL’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus |
SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |