33 episodes
Podcast: The Movie: The Game Ryan Cowler and Shane Patterson
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- Leisure
Each week hosts Ryan & Shane play and discuss their way through the immense catalogue of movie-based video games, one movie at a time, in a possibly futile quest to see whether they can actually be any good, or maybe even better than the movies they are based on-- so you don’t have to!
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Red Heat
Episode 25- In which Shane & Ryan slip into their towels and take a violent stroll through a Siberian bath house in order to watch and play the games of Walter Hill’s spectacularly forgettable buddy cop comedy that unfortunately really does exist: Red Heat! Also: “Contra with our d**ks out”, Madea’s Revolution X, Shane REALLY likes bath house scenes, and more!
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The Running Man
Episode 24- In which Shane & Ryan put on their leotards lined with xmas lights and hop in their dune buggies in order to watch and play the games of Paul Michael Glaser’s take on Stephen King’s take on OTHER writer Robert Sheckley’s take on reality TV-centric dystopian futures: The Running Man! Also: Ryan does a tight minute on our prison system, Shane debuts the John Wick Alarm, the definitive difference that makes a computer store “good” is finally revealed, and more!
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Predator
Episode 23- In which Shane & Ryan call each other sunnuvab!tches while mid-air arm wrestling in order to watch and play the games of John McTiernan’s pre-Die Hard all-time action movie heavyweight: Predator! Also: Ryan has a knack(?) for making movie theme lyrics, Shane comes right out the gate with the hot take, the Bad Joke Jingle makes its debut, and more!
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The Terminator
Episode 22- In which Shane & Ryan are sent to past in so they can bang their best friend’s mom in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s 100% Tomatometer-rated Cyber-Arnold showcase extravaganza: The Terminator! Also: Ryan doesn’t know how to open doors, Shane suffers from meatball-related Mandela Effect, THREE EFFING’ HOURS?!, and more!
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Season 3 Premiere: Conan the Destroyer
Episode 21- Season 3 is here! In which Shane & Ryan get a special visitor that will forever change the course of this season, as well as force them to watch and play the game of Richard Fleischer’s creep-laden sword and sorcery sequel: Conan The Destroyer! Also: Ryan is forced to change his plans, Shane might be smarter than Skynet, goddamn the basement has a lot of stairs, and more!
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Saw
Time to bring our FebruSCARY horror franchise games mini-season to close, where Shane & Ryan play and discuss the games of James Wan & Leigh Whannell’s franchise featuring everyone’s favorite noted non-consensual game and tricycle enthusiast: The Saw franchise! Featuring our first ever guest host: Shane’s creaking chair-- so strap yourselves in and get ready from some sweet QTE action!!