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Seaside Radio has done it! 
We have ripped the cassette tape, of our final episode of this series, from the cold smelly hands of Jill Gold, the harsh rubbish mistress of Seaside Councils Refuse Collection Agency.
The nominal fee was paid and to rebuff punters who thought we should have just paid the fine ...Renowned DJ Ronnie Keith remarked “6.50 might by a pie but doesn’t by integrity” 
SO what is in this final episode you may ask? 
Well for one, we hear more of the life drama doc series ‘Trevor doesn’t liver here anymore’ about a shop assistant who doesn’t want to be one anymore. 
Then we have sponsorship add from the Vinyl and Cassette manufacturers Music to Do stuff by
We get a treat to celebrate the 20th year anniversary of Mr. Allen, the Chief Engineer of Seasides Water Utilities Plant by hearing the audio from his original job interview 20 years ago. Fortunately we couldn’t go through with his original request to air his mesmerising three-hour Solo Musical Dance Recital called "Elvis and his Love Affair with Peanut Butter," as the cassette tape is a short play one.
And to keep up with matters of today we stole the live recording of Gerald and Chatuese Brick, owners of Bricks and Borders Land Holders, as they faced extortion by a group of orcas, resulting in significant damage to their boat and a potential substantial insurance claim  
And what’s really been driving this series to a finale of 18 is Seasides Radio Theatre’s famous episodic radio play "Sue and The Seacow”.  Which also is at its almost conclusive end. Did our two heroes Sue and Gwen make it out alive and did they save their Seacow friend or were they devoured at sea by a Irakangee Seafarms escaped hybrid Seacow and Squid Monster?
And as you sadly reach the end of this episode you may wonder is this the end of Seaside Radio 
Well wonder less, it's not …if you looked at our website and see the picture Manny drew about the underwater pensioner , then you may have guessed its coming soon…and it is …soon ..”The Underwater Pensioner”
 

 

It's Episode Seventeen! The second last episode of this long-form audio series!!!
 
This week's excerpts of audible delights come courtesy of the Social and Anti-Social Media Facilities Group. They have condensed a month's worth of TV, Internet, Spy Cameras, Radio and general gossip in Seaside into 15 minutes of fun, for you and the rest of you. 
 
First up we hear how the “Home Ware Centres” HR department deals with escaped shop assistants and why the “Home for Socially Broken” isn’t like home at all, unless your parents were passive-aggressive types. Those poor shop assistants.
 
There’s the advertisement for The Responsibilities - a private company dedicated to taking responsibility for anything you have done, provided you are up for paying their reasonable price.
 
We have a brush with the infamous Seaside Police service who are well known for their upselling and staking out speed spots like parking lots and drive-thrus
 
Once well-regarded vocalist Sydney Gold manages to sneak into “Do at Ron Rons Music and Voice Over Studio” and try to record a musical track with his sister, Jill.
 
And lastly, those of you committed to the Sue and Seacow serial will be glad to know The Evil General Manager gets a series of wins and the nosy kids harassing him possibly have gotten their comeuppance.
 
Good Listening Everyone!

It's been enough time so here it is...Episode 16 !
Thanks to the Seaside Elementary Schools Radio Theatre and TV workshop (and their teacher Oliva Herenow), we have another great 15 minute compilation of Radio, Theatre and TV that’s been recently heard and seen in Seaside!
First up is “Trevor Doesn’t work here anymore“ - the thrilling first part of a three part escape story about a store clerk called Trevor escaping his appointed store and the fascist clutches of the ‘Supermarket Security’!
We then are privy to the infamous and fortunate demise of a local community DJ who has spent too much time in a studio talking to himself and playing Billy Joel.
There is the pilot play from the Seaside Theatre Workshops called “Modern Vlad” - A vampire that is not very good at it. And then there is the song called “Modern Vlad”
We managed to secure the third last episode of Sue and The Seacow. In this episode, the general manager seacows are lining up in a row - who has two seacow beasts in his control and plans to get them cloned - It all hangs on 2 little girls that have probably drowned and a prime minister
And special thanks to our in-house band The Seats and as always the man with the velvet tongue DJ Ronnie Keith!

It is time for another episode of everybody's favourite bathroom listening pastime !
And this week it's super contentious! 
We first listen to the controversial commentating of Ronnie Keith with his infamous plug for Walters Rum during the Lunge Competition between Kira Blunt and Mary Bell!
Then it's the Seaside Theatre Group aka Seaside Radio Theatre Groups tendentious radio play which was sponsored by the Teen Health Advice Corporation-" Brandon Washes His Plate " The play was soon banned by teenagers and adults alike when it as revealed the Teen Health Advice Corporation staff were mainly pre-teen!
And a throwback to call of the most arresting of races the "5km Cycle Sprint For People Whose Name Rhyme with Spaghetti" the race which was supposed to be held in the parking lot of Tristans Pets and Anchors became a media sensation when after a complaint by other people whose name rhyme with Spaghetti got the organisers arrested.
And thankfully it's the 15th Episode of Sue and The Seacow, controversial because we are finally told the School Bully's real name.
 
Happy Listening!
 

YES !!!
Our radio dispatch of what’s audibly good in Seaside is here! Episode 14 or as we lovingly refer to it, Seaside Radio Episode 14!  
This week we ride the coattails of the internationally famous first name - Karen. 
Karen Bags' brother is also the sugarer at “Meats are Treats” Meat Sweet Shop! And he said he had some clandestine recordings he took of his sister , Karen. So we bought them. He reckons if you listen for more than a few minutes you can hear the transition in her voice after years of pretending to talk like a computer. He even had an excerpt from his song ‘Karen’, paid for by her. So we bought that too.
 
We put in some pirated  DJ Ronnie Keith classics, which his manger said was okay as long as we didn’t keep the swear words in.
 
Sue and The Seacow returns for another episode and after listening we can see how Irakangee Seafarms General Manager won his Community Award for “The Worst Father Ever!” 
 
And finally because we had time on the cassette tape we released an excerpt of our DJ ALex’s continuing meltdown with himself just after he played a song from band called Stoutfinger, called "3 Day Week", about a four day weekend.
 
Happy Seaside Everybody!

Due to the two month strike by the “Maritime Corporate Executive and Luxury Boat Owners Union” we were not able to get our radio ferry to international waters. That meant we could not broadcast our 15 minute audible dispatch to our 14 listeners and someones mum. 
 
We may not have got the dispatch out at all if it wasn’t for Tristan from ‘Tristans Pet and Anchors’. He had a ‘flash sale’ on Gold Danforth Anchors and Miniature Zebras. That seemed to entice 3 luxury boat persons who docked their massive boats and gave enough room for our ferry to get out of the Infamous ‘Starboard Port’.
 
In this episode we sneak a look at the Infamous “Jims To Die For Resturaunt” where irregular clients, Bob and Betty Boil try to get sick without paying.
 
We still have brilliant foreign two piece The Seats- who are working off their 21 year community service by playing live every time on our dispatches - it doesn’t sound like it but they are. Good Onya lads
 
Mr Microphone Ronnie Keith lent us his voice and even unwisely let his producer Bruce Mate pick some songs, like, “The Lil Snips” with their average hit, ‘Mum Why Did You Cut Me There’ . Bruce also coordinated the sponsorship song for our principal funder ‘Eileens Cat Canneries’ and for the use of her computer and notepads we play,  “Kill all the Horses” by Stoutfinger
 
Excitingly, one of our DJ’s ,Alex, had a nervous breakdown on air and we managed to hear that too. And lastly ‘The Seaside Theatre Groups’ serial production ‘Sue and The Seacow’ gets its next episode played. In this episode our heroic girls come face too tentacles with the hybrid Octopus Cow and Captain Hades gets to confront his bully.
 
Safe Listening Everyone!!!