The biggest breaking pop culture news stories from PEDESTRIAN.TV slowed down to a spine tingling whisper.
Goodbye For Now But Not Forever
Wwwwelcome to the final episode o' the first series of Slow News - the podcast that slows the fastest moving entertainment stories right down to a soothing simmer. We're finishing on a familiar note. We're whispering Kardashians, Simpsons and Tarantino's delicious choice to cast an Aussie actor in his hotly-anticipated Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Goodnight, folks. And as always... Say hi to your Dad for me.
Keeping Up With Cummins, Slender Man & Tammy Hembrow
Our new Bachelor, Nick Cummins, says producers wouldn't let him Cummins on the show, and Slender Man's box office debut falls flatter than Tammy Hembrow at Kylie Jenner's 21st.
Video Didn't Kill The American Idol Star
We're about to find out what it was really like in New York City for Delilah, as the 2007 tune is being made into a TV show, somehow. Elsewhere, TV execs have tapped Kelly Clarkson to host her own daytime talk show, because that would be So Fresh. And finally, we've got a new Batwoman - and she's an Australian lesbian, no less.
How To Flirt On Instagram
This week we slow it right down to one very important yarn - a yarn all about how to get the attention of your crush on Instagram. This is compulsory listening for the perpetually thirsty.
Lindsay's Back At It Again
What do Lindsay Lohan, Hocus Pocus and Neopets have in common? They all brought us happiness in the years 2000 through 2007. And, they're the subjects of this week's nostalgia-heavy episode of Slow News.
Say hi to your Dad for us. And feed your dang JubJub, he's starving!
Paris, Lindsay, Katy & Cher
This week we whisper sweet, meaty nothings about Hollywood's biggest queens, from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reigniting their 2006 beef tartare to Katy Perry acknowledging the public's reaction to her last album was slightly undercooked. Cher's latest ABBA-based announcement is the ideal garnish to this Slow News stew.
Weird. Love it.
I listen to this poddy to get to sleep, so strange but so good.
The actual topics would have been listenable had it not been for the whispering. Creepy.
That whispering is the worst thing ever. Un-listenable.