30 episodes

Michael and Dave watch the beginning and ends of movies and TV seasons. The rest is chaos.

The Center Cut Michael Valeri Jr and David Borowy

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 3 Ratings

Michael and Dave watch the beginning and ends of movies and TV seasons. The rest is chaos.

    Hoosiers w/Brad Howe Comedy

    Hoosiers w/Brad Howe Comedy

    Michael and Dave were joined by comedian Brad Howe. The guys watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed Greatest Sports Movie of All Time 'Hoosiers,' and Brad quizzed them on the middle. While the guys didn't learn much about what happened in the center, they did learn that Brad has a proclivity for the finer things...like Whitesnake. The movie itself is a feel-good, basket-sinking, gay-porn-sounding barn burner, and the guys wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for listening! Get ready for Season 2, starting December 9, 2020!

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    Brad Howe

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    • 55 min
    Hannibal (Season 1)

    Hannibal (Season 1)

    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the infamous "Red Dragon"-inspired Hannibal. The guys question who did what, and what they tasted like. Dave liked the doggos, and Michael wants to see Hugh Dancy nake...wait, what? No children with Asperger's were harmed in the recording of this podcast, or ever. Trust us (but maybe not with your children)! Thanks for listening!

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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

     
    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  80's cult slasher Sleepaway Camp. This movie is a pro-pedophilia, dick-having, vomit-inducing, laugher, and we are HERE for it. We meet the craziest mother of all time. Mel, the head of the camp is a fish out of water, and gets sent to the back of the pac,man by Angela and her mad bow skillz. I just can't do this movie justice with words. Just go watch the damn thing. Thanks for listening!

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    Billy, the poor f****r who dies, courtesy of Mike from Wack Brackets

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    • 53 min
    Utopia (Amazon Prime)

    Utopia (Amazon Prime)

    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime version of Utopia. Despite what the Reddit critics spout, this thing is chock full of violence. Its also full of nerds, nerds, and more nerds. John Cusack somehow looks older than Joe Pesci in The Irishman, but he makes good points. Dwight is now Michael, and there's a man named after a restaurant? Color us confused. Somehow, despite all odds, we started working on our Millard Fillmore musical. You're welcome. Thanks for listening!

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    • 1 hr 8 min
    BONUS: Announcement

    BONUS: Announcement

    Michael and Dave watched nothing. They are here to announce the grand opening of The Center Cut section of the Doodlist Sticker Shop! To start there are four designs, with more to come via pre-order. The Break-line, #GorillaPenis, LOST, and Firefly. All delicious. Help support the show that supports your boring days with weird shit. Please and thank you! Thanks for listening!
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    • 10 min
    Mulholland Drive w/Damn Fine TV

    Mulholland Drive w/Damn Fine TV

    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed mindfuck Mulholland Drive! Jasmin and Mells from the Damn Fine TV podcast were along for the ride to offer up their David Lynch expertise to help sort out the middle...nah, that's not possible! There are multiple characters with the same name, and gloomy hobo, and many references to LOST as usual. But, don't break your achy breaky heart, because Billy Ray Cyrus was apparently in this movie and we missed it. This move is interesting to think about, even from our lens...speaking of lens', Justin Theroux, those glasses...WOOF! Thanks for listening!
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    • 1 hr 14 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
3 Ratings

3 Ratings

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Amazing Podcast!!

If you haven't subscribe already you're missing out.
The Center Cut Podcast brings you a very funny original idea that will keep you listening from start to finish. (but not the middle)
The comedic chemistry between the hosts Dave and Michael flows effortlessly and is a pleasure to listen to.
10/10

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